DEAR ABBA | text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

Comments

[riptidequeen]

Not anything bad! He's very nice!
And I was just using things people threw away and weren't using.

[This will give her away, but whatever. She likes her trash art, broken sex toys and all.]

[teaserving]

oh got it

[now he knows exactly who this is]

look some of the stuff you were using should probably be sanitized before you use them
just a heads up

[riptidequeen]

[Shhhh, she's trying to be anonymous.]

Oh, alright. I can do that then, and it's cheaper than buying things to make into art.

Thank you.

[teaserving]

sure thing
do you know how to sanitize the objects you wanna use?

[riptidequeen]

Water, right?

[teaserving]

might wanna add some soap in there too
maybe rubbing alcohol
just to be sure

sex toys are usually inside of people's asses and vaginas so they can be pretty nasty

[riptidequeen]

[It's a good few minutes before she replies. As Lapis is thoroughly disgusted.]

OH SO THAT'S WHY HE SAID IT WAS LIKE YOUR POST BEFORE!!!!!

[teaserving]

yeah
like it's gross but i also dont wanna be a downer on your sculpting dreams

[riptidequeen]

i think i'll just avoid using those ever ever again.

[teaserving]

yeah
hey sorry
but you know there's plenty of other stuff to look for
and if you need a second pair of eyes to make sure it's nothing crazy weird you can reach out

[riptidequeen]

Hey no need to be sorry!
And I will reach out. Thank you, again.

[teaserving]

sure thing
good luck