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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

Comments

[unhappy]

then you're a pain in the ass :) :) :)

dont you have a real birthdate

[sarcaskick]

yes emerald

my dad totally circled it on the calendar every year

we'd go out in the yard and play catch and have a big party with all of our neighbors

[unhappy]

he could've at least told you when you were born how would i know
i guess i can share the date

[sarcaskick]

we never really talked much.






nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that's gross
i don't really want your birthday sloppy seconds

[unhappy]

you pick one too then
i'll get you something
also you can ask for weird stuff from your cougars on your bday

[sarcaskick]

i might make one up to trick people into giving me things but
tbh
i couldn't care less about my birthday or whatever

[unhappy]

yeah it's not really a big deal
it comes up every now and then i guess
i thought it'd be nice to have an answer
and cake

[sarcaskick]

maybe from now on I'll just start saying "next tuesday" if someone asks

then it's like I'll have a few mini birthdays throughout the year

[unhappy]

ok new question
can i get you little lights for your legs for holidays then if you're not going to pick a bday

[sarcaskick]

because that's me
a beacon of holiday spirit

[unhappy]

thats why it's funny

[sarcaskick]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnah, pass

[unhappy]

i could just do it anyway while you're asleep nbd

[sarcaskick]

do you really want to start that war

do you

[unhappy]

mabe

[sarcaskick]

think your boy toys would appreciate it when they find out i broke into your room to take an embarrassing selfie

just sayin

this doesn't end well for you

[unhappy]

don't break into chihiro's house






btw i moved in with chihiro forgot to tell you

[sarcaskick]

oh







okay then allow me to repeat myself
THIS DOESN'T END WELL FOR YOU

[unhappy]

you dont let me have any fun
:'(

[sarcaskick]

you let yourself get domesticated

you neutered the fun

[unhappy]

im not a cat lol

[sarcaskick]

the point stands

[unhappy]

it sounds more like i'm just more creative with fun than you
since i can have it without kicking something or threatening to violate your home
step up your game

[sarcaskick]

you literally

said

you were gonna do it in my sleep
where do I sleep emerald
tell me

[unhappy]

thats not violating your home thats invading and redecorating