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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

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How do you pick one?

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[unhappy]

Can I come?

[ She wants to stay fit too!! ]

[glorifies]

Of course, you can.

[ If anyone talks to her though, he's gonna get pissed... ]

[unhappy]

Then tomorrow we should go buy gym clothes too.

[ She doesn't have any and normally just fights Mercury normally and they never address that their clothes should be stinky but here she wants sweatpants that say yum on the butt. ]

[glorifies]

[ She is NOT buying sweatpants that say yum on the butt... ]

That sounds like a plan.

[unhappy]

[ Maybe not but she's at least trying them on!! ]

Can I pick out a sweat band for you?

[glorifies]

[ No!!! Mom refuses 😡😡😡 ]

I feel like you're onto something suspicious...

[ Em, it better not have a dick on it or anything!!! ]

[unhappy]

Nothing suspicious! I just want you to wear something I picked out.

[ In this case, she actually just wants to be cute-gross instead of harass him. ]

[glorifies]

[ It's a nice sentiment! One that Akashi certainly can't refuse now that he knows what her intent is. ]

Alright. Can I do the same?

[unhappy]

I don't wear sweatbands really..

[ She holds up her hands though, showing him the backs. ]

Pick out new hand flower bracelets?

[glorifies]

[ He doesn't either, but he'll wear one for her at the gym!! ]

That's fine with me, although I can't say I'm good at picking out these kinds of things...

[unhappy]

[ ye but he's a sweaty boy. A remnant person never sweats. ]

Uhh.. just nothing too ornate. I like things simple. You can pick out something else if you want.

[ Get her real exercise shoes instead of heels. ]

[glorifies]

I'm simple.

[ So she should like him!! Plus he really is a simple boy. 😔 A simple... yet extra boy???? ]

[unhappy]

I know you are, but you're also flashy when you want to show off. And you like to impress me and it's cute.

[ She just means don't buy her one made of diamonds or something mostly. ]

[glorifies]

[ He lets out a little grumble at that. ]

... I don't want to be called cute. That's something you would call a child.

[unhappy]

I would never call a child cute, but if it helps, it's also flattering and makes me feel warm inside. That's a mouthful though.

[ She reaches up to find his fingers to play with them while they lay here, lightly massaging each one. ]

[glorifies]

I shouldn't get too comfortable.

[ But he kisses the back of her head softly after saying that. ]

I need to clean up downstairs.

[unhappy]

Hnnn... what if you didn't and you just held me all night instead?

[glorifies]

I'm going to be bothered by it all night if I don't clean up now... it won't take more than five minutes.

[unhappy]

Okay, but I'm staying in your room and I'm not telling you what I'm going to do while you're gone.

[ She's not planning on doing anything but she wants to know what he's going to imagine she is while he's downstairs. ]

[glorifies]

No. You're coming downstairs with me.

[ Except... she's going to have to walk going down because he can't carry her??? They'll fall. ]

[unhappy]

I can't my legs are sleep, oh nooo........

[ she is an agent of chaos ]

[glorifies]

I need to clean.

[ Sorry, Em, he really will leave you here now. 😔 He lets go and gets out of bed. Akashi trusts her enough not to mess up his bedroom too much... she knows how he gets!! And he knows that she wouldn't do anything really awful. ]

[unhappy]

[ She scrambles to get out of the bed to hug behind him now. She's coming with now she wants to be with him the second that he lets go. 😩

is this what it means to be a koala ]

[glorifies]

[ There is much Emerald needs to learn to be a professional koala... ]

Will you clean up with me?

[ He's not gonna shrug Emerald off, but he places his hands over hers and brings them up so he can kiss the back of it. ]

[unhappy]

I'll give you words of encouragement from behind.

[ She releases him so he can walk without toppling down the stairs, but finds purchase on the back of his shirt so he can't get away from her. ]