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[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia!

I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!

Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.

I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)

On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.

This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!

RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.


LL

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[coralroot]

[There's another girl on the feed!

...she's also obviously 17.]

Wouldn't an orgy after a huge meal just mean everyone's all bloated and sleepy and gross?

[loungelizard]

[Yeah you're...well, old enough to talk about sex, he supposes.]

I'm not sure how being stuffed makes you "gross", but not all sex has to be an olympic event. Lazy sex is fun too.

[coralroot]

...not that I'm gonna be there, but at least one person is gonna end up with vomit all over them, so uh. Best be warned. Last time me or any of the other Champions tried to even move after stuffing our faces that much it hurt so bad that Dapo just kinda fell on her face and stayed there for the rest of the afternoon.

But hey! I could bring you guys food for the first part.

[ Nakari someone still needs to teach you how to use the kitchen. ]

[loungelizard]

There's always a chance someone's going to throw up during sex anyway. Choking hazards abound.

[...ugh. Larry, she's a kid. Larry winces.]

Eheh...sorry. I shouldn't have said that out loud.

[Besides, if the reception thus far is any indication, the one person that's gonna chuck during the one-person orgy will have to be him.]

Gonna stay for the eating part too?

[coralroot]

You want enough left for everyone else?

[ Just a fair warning, Larry, she's a big eater. ]

[loungelizard]

Er...yeah?

You're not going to just drop off food and bounce, are you?

[coralroot]

What? No. I was just saying, like.

I've been kicked out of food places before, okay.

[loungelizard]

You've been kicked out of food places for eating too much?

A paying customer's a paying customer.

[coralroot]

I mean, we also brought in the cat and Dapo would always slam shit on the tables, so that might have been part of it aside from the fact that all of us together ate like fifty plates of things.

[loungelizard]

Literal or figurative shit?

[...as if it matters.]

[coralroot]

What? No, like, figurative? She'd be like, "GIVE ME ANOTHER BOOZE, BOOZE-PERSON", unless it was earlier in the day, then it's more like, "MORE TEA, TEA BOY!"

[ And then she holds up her fist and pantomimes the whole Thor "THIS COFFEE IS GREAT, ANOTHER" thing.

They were probably thrown out because Champion of Fate food outings could get very rowdy, but it's not like Nakari immediately realizes this. ]

[loungelizard]

Meh, you'll be fine.

[Since none of that sounds like it's her fault.]