loungelizard: (AA05)
Larry Laffer ([personal profile] loungelizard) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm

Text

Good afternoon Lunatia!

I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!

Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.

I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)

On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.

This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!

RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.


LL
riptidequeen: (... okay)

voice; UN: oceangem

[personal profile] riptidequeen 2019-11-01 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey it's the guy she held hands with who was kinda cheesy but also nice? Except well...]

... An orgy is a sex thing, isn't it?

[Because out of everything said, that's what stood out to Lapis.]
coralroot: (I don't need tinder boy anymore)

Video

[personal profile] coralroot 2019-11-01 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's another girl on the feed!

...she's also obviously 17.]


Wouldn't an orgy after a huge meal just mean everyone's all bloated and sleepy and gross?
riptidequeen: (Bob)

[personal profile] riptidequeen 2019-11-01 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well I did say I'd see you around... Although this is more hearing than seeing.

[But also, ugh. Sex stuff.]

I don't see the appeal in that kind of thing.
torsion: (springboard roundhouse.)

text | j.valentine

[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I was with you and going to suggest potluck until that last part.
despairing_hope: (010)

[personal profile] despairing_hope 2019-11-01 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have no shame? That kind of open proposition is devoid of all proper manners!

Don't be a degenerate on the network.
teaserving: (WINE MOM)

text | un: fantasma

[personal profile] teaserving 2019-11-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
dont celebrate thanksgiving so i'll pass
not a bad idea tho for people who want to socialize

never been to an orgy either but i'm a committed man now so i'll also have to pass
hope you guys have fun
despairing_hope: (pic#10595154)

[personal profile] despairing_hope 2019-11-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Disgusting. Do you really think anyone would just be OK with that out of the blue?
torsion: (Default)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-01 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee, thanks.

Just not my kinda scene, is all. Now if you wanna eat, grab a bottle of whiskey, and do some shooting my name's all over it.
riptidequeen: (Bored)

[personal profile] riptidequeen 2019-11-01 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, yeah see... My species doesn't do the whole, sex thing.

[Look like ladies, don't have sex.]
castcure: (Truly?)

text - un: dakkisigal

[personal profile] castcure 2019-11-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
If you're not sure how to go about cooking a proper dinner for a group, I could possibly help.

But please, tell me that the orgy isn't literal? That's... a very Lunatian sort of idea, but... that's just a metaphor for too much dessert, right?
riptidequeen: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] riptidequeen 2019-11-02 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, how to explain this... We're Gems, our bodies are just a means to interact with the world, Larry. And sex isn't something we need to do so, uh...

[It's not really moral when it's something Gems never did, aside from one, so...]

Physical.
despairing_hope: (pic#13092703)

[personal profile] despairing_hope 2019-11-02 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Actually he hadn't, since he had only been around for a short time so far.]

Even so, there is being open about it, and then there is just being....

[Did he have a word for it?]

The issue is how, not what.
castcure: (Flinching)

[personal profile] castcure 2019-11-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Please excuse the brief delay in response as Dakki makes a face at what she's reading. Oh Gods, it is literal.]

I am sure that there are people in this city that would. I'm not one of them. I'm still glad to offer advice on dinner, but please leave me out of the rest!

[Another pause.]

What does the G stand for?

Page 1 of 11