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prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
loungelizard) wrote in prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
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Good afternoon Lunatia!
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
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Just not my kinda scene, is all. Now if you wanna eat, grab a bottle of whiskey, and do some shooting my name's all over it.
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I don't do guns, Jill. Unless you meant movies, in which case: sign me up.
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I didn't mean movies, but must be something decent to watch around these parts.
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[Generally when Larry says "date" he usually means "spend some time together and end up having sex," but since Jill previously made it abundantly clear she's not interested, you can probably trust him that he knows it's meant to be platonic this time.]
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You know who JCVD is? Or is he just a constant where I'm from?
[ He reminded her of Chris when they were younger. At least physically. ]
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[Don't worry about that last part, it's just his autopilot talking.]
What's a JVCD?
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Smooth.
Worth a try.
Jean-Claude Van Damme. I'm not sure if he exists in other worlds.
[ She ignores the coke habit, naturally. She wasn't surprised when she heard about it, but she never paid much attention to celebrities and their lives outside of on the big screen. ]
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[Intentionally vague.]
Oh, gotcha. I'm sure we could find someone like him if we tried.
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Most women prefer to be complimented or hit on in a way that suggests you're interested in them individually.
Anyway.
So you know who he is?
My partner used to dress like him in the 90s. He was so cute.
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But consider: Larry just likes talking like that.]
Sure. Action movies, right?
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But yeah.
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[Whether or not he remembers them, though...a different matter entirely.]
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Universal Soldier, maybe? Dolph Lundgren was in that one.
[ She's... that kind of girl. ]
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[Unfortunately, they all came out after his memory starts getting really spotty.]
If you're enough of a connoisseur to rattle off titles like that, it's probably best that I let you pick it. Or them, if you feel like a marathon.
[Best not give him the responsibility, else you'll probably end up watching porn that just happens to sound like an action title.]
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[ It's not his fault. Jill just has Exquisite taste in bad action movies. ]
It's about all I watch, ha ha!
PPV wrestling events sometimes, but that was mostly in the 90s.
If you're okay with anything, I'll watch it with you. :)
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[Watching two built-ass men entangled with each other? What's the appeal of that, ha ha?
(Don't be so quick to assume, Larry. You won't believe the glow-up Divas have undergone.)
"Anything" might be a bit generous...]
...But I don't want to be a disappointment!
[...any more than he already is.]
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Just basically all I watched when I really watched anything on TV.
I'm just not much for watching stuff, I guess. :(
[ Jill's more into say, Manami Toyota. In fact, they share some of the same moves and style, hm... ]
You're way too concerned about that sort of thing.
Just relax and try to have fun.
That's generally what friends do, right?
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...Actually I've met some people here who don't. Nevermind.
What sort of thing do you mean?
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I'll bring something, but I'm not sure what.
What's the dessert plan? I'll bake some canelés.
What do you mean?
Like hanging out?
Like I said, I usually go shooting with my friends, but we go bowling sometimes.
Training.
Like to, you know. Enjoy each others company?
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[Shooting. Bowling. Training.]
Ugh. Fit people.
[Next you're gonna tell him you go around kicking sand in dweebs' faces at the beach.]
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You do what makes you happy and comfortable, I do what makes me the same.
[ Ew, she's more the type to smash the face of the guy who did that in the ground. ]
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Maybe I'll call you if I feel like picking up an exercise routine again.
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Well, if you do, let me know.
Otherwise you can just tag along and watch me lift ha ha!
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I'll absolutely take you up on that offer!
[--ould know better....]
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