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[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia!

I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!

Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.

I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)

On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.

This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!

RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.


LL

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[loungelizard]

I'm sure I've watched his movies before.

[Whether or not he remembers them, though...a different matter entirely.]

[torsion]

Kickboxer? Bloodsport?
Universal Soldier, maybe? Dolph Lundgren was in that one.

[ She's... that kind of girl. ]

[loungelizard]

Doesn't ring any bells.

[Unfortunately, they all came out after his memory starts getting really spotty.]

If you're enough of a connoisseur to rattle off titles like that, it's probably best that I let you pick it. Or them, if you feel like a marathon.

[Best not give him the responsibility, else you'll probably end up watching porn that just happens to sound like an action title.]

[torsion]

I'm going to have to fix this for you because you're depressing me, Larry. :(

[ It's not his fault. Jill just has Exquisite taste in bad action movies. ]

It's about all I watch, ha ha!
PPV wrestling events sometimes, but that was mostly in the 90s.
If you're okay with anything, I'll watch it with you. :)

[loungelizard]

Wrestling? I dunno...

[Watching two built-ass men entangled with each other? What's the appeal of that, ha ha?

(Don't be so quick to assume, Larry. You won't believe the glow-up Divas have undergone.)

"Anything" might be a bit generous...]

...But I don't want to be a disappointment!

[...any more than he already is.]

[torsion]

Ha ha, you don't have to watch it or anything!
Just basically all I watched when I really watched anything on TV.
I'm just not much for watching stuff, I guess. :(

[ Jill's more into say, Manami Toyota. In fact, they share some of the same moves and style, hm... ]

You're way too concerned about that sort of thing.
Just relax and try to have fun.
That's generally what friends do, right?

[loungelizard]

Hence the food. Everyone likes food.

...Actually I've met some people here who don't. Nevermind.

What sort of thing do you mean?

[torsion]

Okay, fair. I meant for another time, though. :)
I'll bring something, but I'm not sure what.
What's the dessert plan? I'll bake some canelés.

What do you mean?
Like hanging out?
Like I said, I usually go shooting with my friends, but we go bowling sometimes.
Training.
Like to, you know. Enjoy each others company?

[loungelizard]

None yet. I can keep you updated if my plans (or anyone else's) changes.

[Shooting. Bowling. Training.]

Ugh. Fit people.

[Next you're gonna tell him you go around kicking sand in dweebs' faces at the beach.]

[torsion]

Hey, I don't shit on what you do. :(
You do what makes you happy and comfortable, I do what makes me the same.

[ Ew, she's more the type to smash the face of the guy who did that in the ground. ]

[loungelizard]

Relax, I'm just ribbing you. You've got the upper hand here.

Maybe I'll call you if I feel like picking up an exercise routine again.

[torsion]

Don't you mean the uppercut? ;)
Well, if you do, let me know.
Otherwise you can just tag along and watch me lift ha ha!

[loungelizard]

[JILL YOU SH--]

I'll absolutely take you up on that offer!

[--ould know better....]

[torsion]

[ IT DOESN'T OCCUR TO HER, ALRIGHT? ]

Don't be so weird about it.
Hell, I'll show you proper form.
I can deadlift over 800lbs, you know! :)

[loungelizard]

I'm sure you will. Bet you'll teach me all about plyometrics, contraction, and periodization, too.

[...most obtuse sex joke 2019.]

[torsion]

If you're interested.
I can teach you about supplements, too.
But somehow I get the feeling you're messing with me.

[loungelizard]

Only a little! I have to get my punches out before I become a laughingstock at the gym.

[torsion]

It's a shitty gym full of shitty people if they knock anyone for trying to better themselves.
Hate that shit.
I'll knock 'em out if someone does that.

[ FRIENDSHIP UPGRADE!! ]

[loungelizard]

Aw, Jill...you're too sweet.

[Too bad she's taken, or else he'd swoon like a damsel.]

[torsion]

I think it's just not being a judgemental asshole.
Decent.
But thanks for the compliment. :)

[ He can still swoon, it's Allowed! ]