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Larry Laffer ([personal profile] loungelizard) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm

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Good afternoon Lunatia!

I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!

Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.

I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)

On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.

This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!

RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.


LL
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[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-08 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I don't shit on what you do. :(
You do what makes you happy and comfortable, I do what makes me the same.


[ Ew, she's more the type to smash the face of the guy who did that in the ground. ]
torsion: (sole kick.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-08 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you mean the uppercut? ;)
Well, if you do, let me know.
Otherwise you can just tag along and watch me lift ha ha!
torsion: (dork.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ IT DOESN'T OCCUR TO HER, ALRIGHT? ]

Don't be so weird about it.
Hell, I'll show you proper form.
I can deadlift over 800lbs, you know! :)
torsion: (springboard roundhouse.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-10 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're interested.
I can teach you about supplements, too.
But somehow I get the feeling you're messing with me.
torsion: (the neutralizer.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-10 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a shitty gym full of shitty people if they knock anyone for trying to better themselves.
Hate that shit.
I'll knock 'em out if someone does that.


[ FRIENDSHIP UPGRADE!! ]
torsion: (peachy keen.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-11-13 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's just not being a judgemental asshole.
Decent.
But thanks for the compliment. :)


[ He can still swoon, it's Allowed! ]