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Good afternoon Lunatia!

I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!

Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.

I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)

On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.

This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!

RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.

LL

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[Oh hey it's the guy she held hands with who was kinda cheesy but also nice? Except well...]

... An orgy is a sex thing, isn't it?

[Because out of everything said, that's what stood out to Lapis.]

[There's another girl on the feed!

...she's also obviously 17.]

Wouldn't an orgy after a huge meal just mean everyone's all bloated and sleepy and gross?

I was with you and going to suggest potluck until that last part.

Do you have no shame? That kind of open proposition is devoid of all proper manners!

Don't be a degenerate on the network.

dont celebrate thanksgiving so i'll pass
not a bad idea tho for people who want to socialize

never been to an orgy either but i'm a committed man now so i'll also have to pass
hope you guys have fun

If you're not sure how to go about cooking a proper dinner for a group, I could possibly help.

But please, tell me that the orgy isn't literal? That's... a very Lunatian sort of idea, but... that's just a metaphor for too much dessert, right?

Ah yes, I was wondering when someone would post such an invitation to the network.

I suppose someone else is going to supply the robes and ebon masks?

[ SHE'S NOT ENTIRELY UNCONVINCED THIS IS A CULT. ]

larry

my guy

i know this place is cool about the sex stuff but cmon is that really the time for it?

[Not that Rin's country celebrates Thanksgiving, but he knows of the tradition from Chroma Village.]

tho i guess i cant bitch too much id be too young to go anyway

You're late. Thanksgiving was last month.

You've never actually been to an orgy have you?

Wow man you are just putting that shit right out there ain't you? Just right in the middle of the room. You had any takers yet or is everybody just giving you the side eye?

Thanksgiving sounds like a wonderful holiday—I would love to attend! I am not sure quite what is meant by "those who qualify" But in any case I think I will probably pass on the orgy. How kind of you to volunteer to organize it, though!

I was with you up to a certain point that would be obvious to anyone with a basic sense of public decency. I am sure there are other services that would be better suited to these sorts of... requests. I do not know them, but I am sure they exist.

( Look, Isabela has less of an issue with most of these things than other people, but still. She has questions. )

Is there some sort of vetting process in place?

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