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[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia!

I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!

Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.

I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)

On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.

This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!

RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.


LL

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[necroyalty]

I think I'll take a pass.

If the lot of you end up sacrificing a virgin or what have you by the end of the night, I'm going to scream.

[loungelizard]

What the hell do you think an orgy is???

[necroyalty]

I know damned well what an orgy is, Larry.

I just think it's a precursor to more worship of the Dark Prince, and I'd rather not get involved.

[loungelizard]

Then in that case, what kind of guy do you pin me for? YOU'RE the one who asked about robes and masks!

I thought it was too early to start drafting up ground rules but I can safely say "don't kill people" is going to be one of them. The only thing any virgin will be losing is their v-card, not their life. And I don't know who this "Dark Prince" is but if you think he doesn't have the maturity to be a good orgy participant I'm more than happy to ban him for you.

[necroyalty]

Larry, I've realized all too late that sarcasm doesn't carry over well on these networks.

Also, unless there's a very powerful cleric amongst us, I think the Dark Prince or his emissaries can't be kept away.

[He's a demon fuckboy, not a regular fuckboy.]

1/2

[loungelizard]

[AMBROSINE.]

2/2

[loungelizard]

Which part was the sarcastic one? The one where you implied I lure women in with sex to murder them or that I do it to earn the favor of some lousy goth monarch?

[necroyalty]

Not that I suspect you, personally, would do such things, but this was an actual problem on my world, and I knew for a fact that the influence of the Abyss had reached other material planes, as well.

...alright, alright.

Were hedonistic demon cults a thing in your world?

[ She's actually, legitimately afraid of this, Larry. ]

[loungelizard]

I don't know! Probably? Actually, definitely. There's some weird people out there. I hope I don't have to say that it's not my kind of scene, Ambrosine. I'm discotheques and boogie, not pentagrams and seance.

[Jesus. Pin him as a perv, as a creep, as a freak, but please do not pin him as a murderer.]

[necroyalty]

Right. You have my apologies.

Do forgive me, as this was an area of actual concern in my world.

[loungelizard]

I believe you, but that's a pretty steep assumption to make around these parts!

I forgive you.

...So, are you coming?

[necroyalty]

I'm not sure, but do understand that it's not because of you.

I've never done well with any sort of events that involve food.

[loungelizard]

[Are you sure about that, Ambrosine.]

You don't have to eat, if you don't want to! Lapis is coming and she doesn't eat either.

[necroyalty]

I will consider it.

[She's still VERY UNSURE, Larry.]

[loungelizard]

Well then, I will consider being happy to see you there.