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prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
loungelizard) wrote in prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
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Good afternoon Lunatia!
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
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Hmm...Not a bad idea, but I currently don't have the kind of funds to hire multiple prostitutes at the same time.
[Whoosh.]
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[He could get laid without one!! He swears!!!]
Why shouldn't I?
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In any case, it should not be accessible to those too young to participate to begin with.
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What, are you scared that kids are gonna find out what sex is? On a planet like this one?
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That is a point, but I feel there should be some sense of propriety. Furthermore, would it not be best to filter them out of that to begin with to prevent situations where they could be harmed?
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Propriety is for bureaucracy and politics. This is the Internet! It was made to help people hook up. No one has any propriety or decency here.
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And no, it isn’t! It’s the grease that keeps society running smoothly. Some things are best kept behind closed doors where they belong.
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"Grease that keeps society running smoothly?" Please, we functioned just fine before the Internet came around. SEX is what keeps society running smoothly, at least around these parts.
[Yes, he's wildly misinterpreting what Seteth is getting at. And no, he's not going to let this one go.]
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[But who cares about that?]
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[No.]
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Hope springs eternal, I suppose.
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I can tell you what else springs eternal.
[You make this too easy!]
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