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prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
loungelizard) wrote in prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
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Good afternoon Lunatia!
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
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I'm 65 and gay, I may as well get something for my dick for faking heterosexuality, other than friction burns.
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Faking nothing! Just like supper, there should be enough people bringing their own stuff that there will be something for everyone.
...Ideally.
[Look, he can try to pretend otherwise, but he knows the reception of his proposal has been neutral at best.]
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[Potential double entendre absolutely intentional.]
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So is the blow supposed to be bait in this metaphor, or...?
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But 'bear' in English can also refer to a sort of big, hairy, masculine gay man.
[Keeping it simple.]
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...You're Russian?
[WAS THE USERNAME NOT CLUE ENOUGH, LARRY?]
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[Oh, yeah. Guess who hasn't told Larry that the Soviet Union hasn't been a thing since his last vivid memory?]
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I'm GRU Spetsnaz, the KGB was dissolved in the early 90s.
[The Spetznaz roots weren't much of a secret he bothered with, his potential involvement in the destruction of the soviet union on the other hand. That was no one's business.]
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Hey, did any "hit lists" survive the dissolution? Just curious.
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It's not like Russian nationalism died with the USSR, it's just two agencies instead of one so now it's a three party pissing contest instead of two.
I really don't give a fuck.