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prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
loungelizard) wrote in prismatica2019-11-01 12:28 pm
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Good afternoon Lunatia!
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. I'm kind of new around here. It's nice to meet you all!
Now that Halloween/Geistnacht festivities are wrapping up, we're headed into November, or what we just call "the eleventh month" around here, I guess. Anyway, where I come from, there's a holiday called Thanksgiving that falls on the fourth Thursday of the month. It is what it says on the tin: a harvest holiday to give thanks for the previous year's crop. You celebrate it by hanging out with your family and loved ones, eat a gratuitous amount of seasonally appropriate food and drink, and watch sports on television together.
I'd like to host something like that here, if anyone would be interested. I know some of us might be missing our families from back home, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the friends and lovers that we've made here! Bring all the food and/or booze your heart desires, but as the host it's my responsibility to make the bird. (Whatever is the closest I can find to a turkey around here.)
On an absolutely related note, I could use someone on consult that knows how to cook.
This is meant to be an "open to all ages" kind of thing, but I was thinking that we could also have a post-dessert dessert of an orgy for those who qualify. That's not part of the tradition, but that doesn't mean we can't make it ours. I just figured that maybe everyone would like to leave the party topped off with turkey and Chroma for their holiday shopping. No pressure or anything, though!
RSVP here or on my answering machine if you're interested.
LL
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Oh uhm... Make art, watch Camp Pining Hearts... [She's going to list off a bunch of very not sexual things here.]
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[He sounds kind of disappointed. Not in her, but the fact that she couldn't participate even if she wanted to.]
Yeah, none of those are really orgy activities.
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Yeah because none of them are sex things, Larry. Why is the orgy so important to you anyway?
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[Isn't it self-evident? Maybe not, since she's of a species that doesn't have sex.]
Sex feels good. It's...uhh... [How do you describe sexual stimulus and orgasm to someone who hasn't experienced it?] Acutely...pleasurable? [Surely she can do the math on her own end by figuring out what she defines as "pleasurable" and apply it to this.] And there's an emotional component, to...you know, trusting someone else with your most vulnerable state...
[You can hear the wind being taken out of his sails by the second. It feels like explaining a joke.]
Look, it's not important, I just thought it'd be fun.
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And she'd apologize about taking the wind out of his sails but... She doesn't care.]
Trusting someone with you being vulnerable, wouldn't that be better with someone you know? And not random people.
[Sigh.]
I don't see how it's fun when I think about it.
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[Humans are weird, Lapis. You know this.]
You don't...have to understand it. I guess.
[tfw you try to share something you're really passionate with about someone else and they just ain't picking up on it.]
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[She knows humans are weird, but she also knows how thrilling certain things can be, and for some reason, she thinks of Malachite. She didn't really know Jasper beforehand but...
She shakes her head, not that Larry can see her do so, to clear out those dark thoughts. And really Larry has given her some things to look into.]
Anyway, I don't eat but if you want company I'd be happy to come to your party.
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[Aaaand the wind comes right back in, just like that.]
I would like that very much, Lapis. [He giggles.] It's not really about the food, it's the company.
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[It could be fun, and maybe less awkward than that one time with Steven's uncle.]
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[We cannot guarantee that it would be less awkward than that time. We can, at least, guarantee that if it is, it will be a different kind of awkward.]
Thanks, Lapis.