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[nonehorse]

To celebrate the opening of Khan el-Khalili down in Caihong, I'm doing a one time only offer!

Ask a question, and post a number between (and including) 0 and 21. Or, if you have something more complex than that, you're welcome to come on down to the shop itself and book in for a reading! I also sell fresh eggs, incense, cooking spices hand-dried by me, and other goods from local artisans!



I can also be found in the Groves on the weekends outside of Sanguis, Iris, and Triple Moon days.

Comments

WANK

[nonehorse]

And now comes the revelation that you're going to be getting me a gift and I am compelled to tell you NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I WILL FORGET YOU ANYWAY?

AND ALSO DO NOT WORRY ABOUT A GIFT, PLEASE!!!

dont you anon wank me!!!

[teaserving]

hey
i know you wouldn't
but fuck you i like knowing what you might enjoy

...puts down my wanking hand : (((

[nonehorse]

THIS IS BULLYING, LEONE.

DO NOT GET ME ANYTHING. JUST SPEND TIME WITH ME AS YOU LIKE, THAT'S ALL I NEED! DO NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS

that's right >(((

[teaserving]

I'LL FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT

i can't believe ur banning jacking off, ur so fucking rude

[nonehorse]

LEONE PLEASE DO NOT BUY ME ANY GIFTS I AM BEGGING YOU

no jacking off, only mutual handjobs

[teaserving]

ok i didn't buy it anyway

............im down

[nonehorse]

LEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!

that's the spirit

[teaserving]

joke's on you
i made it awhile ago
i just never knew who to give it to until recently

1/3 add that shit 2 our wishlist of good shit to write

[nonehorse]

[nonehorse]

[nonehorse]

oh my goodness

Leone no, no! Leone! That should be for one of your friends, if it's what

oh

oh my goodness that's too beautiful

Leone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

[teaserving]

i'd be really happy if you accepted it mohammed

[nonehorse]

then id' be honoured to accept it>

i love you

1/2

[teaserving]

ok

audio;

[teaserving]

Hey. I, um.

...I love you too.

audio in return you FUCK

[nonehorse]

[just

look there is a lot of audible fumbling and heavy breathing when he finally responds, because this is very serious!!! And he's embarrassed by the rose still! and AAAAAAAAAAAA]

LE-- [DEEP BREATH.] It does...Mean a lot to hear it. So I'm giving you that respect too instead of being a coward and typing it out. Ah. Hm.

I love you, Leone Abbacchio.

And I'm-- trying to not, ha. Not break down right now! Out of happiness, that you love me too!

Haha!

[teaserving]

[He kind of already knew, but it's still something else to hear it. That someone loves him. He can interpret out of body language or actions, but hearing it outright...]

You're really incredible, Mohammed.

[GOD HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THIS LUCKY]

So, uh. ...It's okay. You know? You really do make me happy.

[nonehorse]

Maybe I am. I know that you are, too. Incredible, beyond my comprehension. To be honest...We are amazing. Time-defying, death-defying, logic-defying!

[At least he's got his shit under control.

Mostly. There's still an audible quaver now and then, and Avdol's breathing is pointedly deep, but. MOSTLY TOGETHER!] And...I suppose it's not fair for me to give you things and not allow you the same pleasure. Especially with something that will always make me think of how we first met.

...Aaaand how desperately I wanted to impress you and your slick-looking Stand.

[teaserving]

Honestly, fuck death and time and whatever else. I don't know how long we've got, but I wanna make it count.

[fuck why his boyfriend so cute]

You don't need to do much to impress me, and Moody Blues is a clingy baby so he'd be happy with pretty much anything.

[nonehorse]

And we will. We already are. It's so much easier when we both know how precious the present is, I think. Which is why I wanted to hurry up and tell you I love you already, I suppose! No moment like the present for the big things in life.

[HEY LISTEN BUDDY, WHY CAN'T THEY BOTH BE CUTE BOYFRIENDS. PRETTY SURE IT'S MUTUAL CUTENESS.]

I already have a few trinkets and whatnot for your hair, Sanguis or otherwise...And I'll always offer Moody Blues affection, since I'm also a clingy baby! Actually, I'm sure that Magician's Red would also love to dole affection out onto Moody Blues and you alike...I should really get him out more.

I have a few other things for you, actually. I really need to make up a gift basket for you, of all the little things I've picked up for you that I've forgotten to hand over.

[teaserving]

I think I needed to hear it.

[And he hasn't forgotten what Reimi told him, to let the person who he's with love him. There's probably always going to be that urge to push back and say he isn't worth it, but Avdol already knows the worst of him; it could, theoretically, only go up from there.]

Fuck, you're gonna spoil him, but I know he'll appreciate it. But yeah, you should bring out Magician's Red more. I like how warm he is.

Jeez, what else did you even get?

[nonehorse]

[There's the rustle and clink of obvious Avdol movement, before he sighs softly; had to get comfy first so he can better dote (and chill his shits), okay!!]

I hope you're ready to hear it very often now. There's no need for me to be nervous, so I'm going to smother you and your darling Stand in affection; I don't half-ass anything. What's life for if I can't spoil you or Moody Blues? ...Or if my Stand can't, I guess. I'm fairly certain that he really likes affection too, since he greeted Jotaro with a hug before I could fully stop him. Don't let me forget, alright?

[A soft chuckle then, punctuated by a quick little 'sshhhh'; this coy motherfucker's really enjoying not having his face broadcast everything, apparently.]

A gentleman must keep his secrets until the right moment. And that moment will be when I see you next! I'll get to making your gift basket tonight. ...There are a few things that make me think of you, after all.

[teaserving]

[Fuck he really isn't sure how to handle being spoiled rotten what the fuck. Why is his boyfriend so good.]

I promise I won't let you forget to let me see Magician's Red.

Asshole, making me wait. I guess I'll just have another reason to look forward to seeing you.

[nonehorse]

Then you have nothing to worry about! You've got a date with Magician's Red, me, and quite a few little trinkets. I'll have to ask for your company, perhaps Moody Blues' as well if he's in the mood, and maaaaybe...

Some tea.

You just brew it best. None of the teahouses compare now, you know.

[teaserving]

Don't worry, he's always in the mood.

[honestly that's some big flattery but he's NOT GONNA ADMIT TO IT]

Yeah? I've got a stock of something as close to chai as possible now 'cuz of you anyway. So I'll make some whenever you stop by.