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[nonehorse]

To celebrate the opening of Khan el-Khalili down in Caihong, I'm doing a one time only offer!

Ask a question, and post a number between (and including) 0 and 21. Or, if you have something more complex than that, you're welcome to come on down to the shop itself and book in for a reading! I also sell fresh eggs, incense, cooking spices hand-dried by me, and other goods from local artisans!



I can also be found in the Groves on the weekends outside of Sanguis, Iris, and Triple Moon days.

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[cadeuces]

I shouldn't be too surprised you have fresh eggs with your affinity for chickens!

Will we have a peaceful winter holiday, here? 16.

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[teaserving]

4
so there's this guy i'm seeing
and i wanted to know what some of his preferred romantic gestures might be
got any suggestions?

[toservehuman]

congratulations on opening your business! can i assume it has to do with fortune-telling?

how about 1? is there any chance that my lover will show up the next time new people arrive?

[nonehorse]

Thank you very much! You're right on the money; I used to tell fortunes back in Egypt. In Khan el-Khalili, in fact! But I wanted some piece of home to come with me, so the shop is named after a marketplace.

The Magician is a particular favourite of mine, though I'm a touch biased. ...Unfortunately, although it's not reversed or anything, the Magician does tend to lean towards freedom and independent thinking, and doesn't seem to have any omen of partnering up at all. In fact, it might even discourage that to a degree, lest you disregard everyone else around you.

I'm sorry that I couldn't give you better news, but at least it seems that you'll bloom on your own, all the same!

[nonehorse]

!!! Well, it wasn't really anything on my part, past making sure that my ladies were able to settle in. They do all of the hard work themselves, and also hold court at the shop during business hours.

As for the reading! The Tower...Well. It depends on your personal perception, this card moreso than others. From my standing, however, I'm of the opinion that it's chaotic around here, even if it's a fun chaos, so it'll be a violent switch to peace!

However, if you think that it's more peaceful than chaotic, then...The opposite will become true. Revolution, triumph, change for better or worse. It'll be an interesting winter, that's for sure!

basard!!

[nonehorse]

In the interest of impartiality, I'm going to give you the serious answer first. The Emperor! ...Would speak of practical gifts only. Masculine, wise...Perhaps books. Non-fiction, history, military or sports-related?

My personal opinion, however, would be...Something that makes you think of this guy. Something personal, that matters to you, so he could treasure it no matter what it was, because it would make him think of you and his memories with you. Memories are what make us who we are, and shape us into our future selves.

And we have futures.

winkwonk

[teaserving]

well
i might have the thing for him
something for him to remember me by
but i like knowing what else he might like
thanks for the advice

[toservehuman]

that's okay. i wasn't expecting good news. it's been a long time since i've seen him, and to expect him to come here... it's selfish.

that bear looks like quite the king. he's also a magician?

WANK

[nonehorse]

And now comes the revelation that you're going to be getting me a gift and I am compelled to tell you NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I WILL FORGET YOU ANYWAY?

AND ALSO DO NOT WORRY ABOUT A GIFT, PLEASE!!!

[nonehorse]

It's not an unspeakable sin to be selfish. It's how you act regarding that will make or break you. But please take the reading as a cue to learn to love yourself and your own company, more than anything. To enjoy what you can achieve here, as your own person. That way, when your lover arrives, it'll be a pleasant surprise instead of something that your happiness entirely hinges on.

I believe he's a more modern magician! His tophat and wand say that he's the sort to pull a rabbit from a hat, a showman for sleight of hand. I know someone who's like that, so I'm thoroughly charmed.

dont you anon wank me!!!

[teaserving]

hey
i know you wouldn't
but fuck you i like knowing what you might enjoy

...puts down my wanking hand : (((

[nonehorse]

THIS IS BULLYING, LEONE.

DO NOT GET ME ANYTHING. JUST SPEND TIME WITH ME AS YOU LIKE, THAT'S ALL I NEED! DO NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS

[toservehuman]

i've never wished for him to be taken here, or taken to the world i was on before this. i've learned to live without him, though i haven't wanted to. i know there are compromises we have to make - moonlacing i'll have to do with others, for instance - and i'm prepared to embrace the challenge again, for the sake of myself and everyone else on this new world. i'm sure he'd want me to take care of myself, too.

they sound like a very charming person. almost as charming as that bear himself, if i dare say it.

that's right >(((

[teaserving]

I'LL FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT

i can't believe ur banning jacking off, ur so fucking rude

[nonehorse]

LEONE PLEASE DO NOT BUY ME ANY GIFTS I AM BEGGING YOU

no jacking off, only mutual handjobs

[teaserving]

ok i didn't buy it anyway

............im down

[nonehorse]

LEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!

that's the spirit

[teaserving]

joke's on you
i made it awhile ago
i just never knew who to give it to until recently

1/3 add that shit 2 our wishlist of good shit to write

[nonehorse]

[nonehorse]

[nonehorse]

oh my goodness

Leone no, no! Leone! That should be for one of your friends, if it's what

oh

oh my goodness that's too beautiful

Leone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

[teaserving]

i'd be really happy if you accepted it mohammed

[nonehorse]

then id' be honoured to accept it>

i love you

[nonehorse]

Well then! You are already the Magician, developed. In control, confident, charming, eloquent and talented. You've taken your situation by the reins and made what you can of it, ideal though it may not be, and not everyone can. It's incredibly admirable.

My friend is incredibly charming, to be sure. Exasperating also, unfortunately...He's either a love or hate deal for most people. If you ever meet Joseph Joestar, try to be patient with him, and he'll endear you in no time.

1/2

[teaserving]

ok