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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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oh i thought u meant like
all sickness had been ended, i was like
how are u not freaking out about this, u nerd

if it happens again ill just....... show u

[ the secret to a long and healthy life: be dumb. run and tell that!! ]

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yea like all over
gils too
& i could breathe underwater so i guess im some fuckin fishman

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who the fuck is gonna CUDDLE ME for chroma now that i announced i got whatever the deep space version of the clap is

[grilletto]

shit
uhhh
get a job or something
but you know there might be some freaks out there into that kind of stuff

[pushpin]

god i hope not my life is bad enough
id keep it just to make some extra fetish coin lol

[pushpin]

well yea sure but what if u never get to leave
what if i just feel less manly

[pushpin]

what..... really........ why didnt nobody ever teach me this shit, quadratic equations can fuck off

& u know what to do if it is somethin else ??

[cadeuces]

Oh, I would've been positively ecstatic!
And the tests would never end. You're quite right in that.

I assume it's more akin to herd immunity. If everyone was treated on arrival through the initial examination period, there is nothing to spread once down here. Provided everyone stays relatively hygienic, it will remain that way.

You'll just "show me"? So it was something that happened to you and you were concerned about?

( Now SHE'S concerned! )

[despairing_hope]

I don’t know, maybe your school was just bad.

I might have an answer if it is.

[The proper answer? Who knew, but he would at least have an idea and maybe a starting point. He was already starting to put a few things together though.]

[ocelthot]

There you probably have the source of the problem.

To my understanding Sanguis has some reptilian traits as well as fish ones. It's likely just the transformation affecting your dick.

As long as nothing is itchy, oozing, burning or otherwise painful you'll be fine.

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hey dont look at me i like takin baths & know how to clean under my foreskin like a big boy
that aint whats happenin either !!

I MEAN
if it..... HYPOTHETICALLY happened again
to me
specifically

[pushpin]

ur tellin me
i got a reptile dick
instead a chlamydia

i cant even tell u which one id rather have, both sound awful

[pushpin]

ur school teaches u about sex ? that sounds fake

...........rgh
look nothin HAPPENED happened
its just got like a
lil texture on it

[cadeuces]

I'm not saying it was, but now I'm going to worry.
I would appreciate knowing what the issue we're discussing entails.

[despairing_hope]

Well there is a general sex education class, and then diseases in science. Most of this is common knowledge if you read enough.

[Texture? What a strange way to phrase it.]

Did anywhere else have a texture?

[pushpin]

NO worrying ! everythings fine

[ well now he'll never tell. ]

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ok i definitely dont read enough

yeah i guess but not like
the SAME texture......

[cadeuces]

Mo Guanshan.

[pushpin]

dont u mom voice me

[cadeuces]

Then find a way to tell me where it won't be smeared on the network; this is important.

( must discuss sick penis so she knows The Signs or can just laugh and tell him he got a dog dick )

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IT AINT IMPORTANT
u said nobody ever had nothin so its fine im freakin out for nothin !!

[cadeuces]

( Give her a second she usually isn't nosy but she read the other replies here to the post and then!!! )

Ah, I see the issue, now.
I think the one gentleman's assumption that it went along with your traits was quite correct.

Though I certainly don't recall them.

( wew. )

[ocelthot]

Would you really rather crotch rot over temporary reptile cock?

[badluckblues]

if it ain't contagious and your junk's not gonna rot off, what's there to worry about?

[pushpin]

CUZ INSTEAD OF A LITTLE FELLER IVE GOT AN OLD YELLER ??