❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

[reposing]

You're mistaken.

Dracula is here?

[doreimi]

Oh! I'm so sorry, I just thought — there's somebody else here who uses that name, but it's not his real name, and I thought you were him when I saw it. I'm really sorry, I didn't realize!

Um...actually, now that you mention it, I haven't heard from him in a while, but...

[reposing]

How strange of him to do so, but perhaps not entirely impossible considering our last encounter. I should have known that it was plausible for him to be here as well.

That may be for the best. Do you know where he is?

[doreimi]

Well...not exactly, but I'm pretty sure he said he lives in a basement?

I know he checks the network so he might see this and come talk to you anyway, the same way that I did.

[reposing]

Then it may be an inevitable confrontation.

You have my thanks.

[doreimi]

I'm sorry if...

Um, well, anyway. I know he had a coffin made for himself too so I'm positive there's somebody here who can do it for you? If...if that helps...

[reposing]

You did nothing wrong. I would rather know now than later.

Obtaining a proper coffin is less pressing now than it was, but I will bear that in mind.

[doreimi]

Um...for what it's worth, he's...not really that confrontational. He's always been nice to me, at least. Mostly he just seems kind of sad.

...but he laughs at jokes sometimes! So...

[reposing]

He has good reason to be. Though I am admittedly surprised he has been kind to you, presuming you are human.

In any case, we will see what comes of him, depending on his intentions.

[doreimi]

I, um. I am, yeah. Human. My name is Reimi.

I guess...I hope you find what you're looking for. And that it all works out.

[reposing]

Thank you for sharing this information with me Reimi. And your kind well wishes.

text. un: dracula.

[goneforawalk]

i had a rough month

i'm still here though

i hear you've been busy though

[ anyway just is nice to the cute humans in public ]

[doreimi]

A little! I thought you'd be by sooner or later, Dracula-san.

Hey, I have a new joke for you! What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite!

[goneforawalk]

oh i like that one

have you been saving them for me ♥

[doreimi]

Yup! Did you laugh? I thought it was pretty good.

[goneforawalk]

i did, thank you

they're a sort of humor i appreciate