❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

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text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

[...Uh.]

Dracula-san, you changed your username? I thought you didn't like that one very much...

[reposing]

You're mistaken.

Dracula is here?

[doreimi]

Oh! I'm so sorry, I just thought — there's somebody else here who uses that name, but it's not his real name, and I thought you were him when I saw it. I'm really sorry, I didn't realize!

Um...actually, now that you mention it, I haven't heard from him in a while, but...

Text | un: undyingsoul

[necroyalty]

Are you certain it would provide the rest you need without the right soil from your own world, or is that not strictly necessary?

[reposing]

How strange of him to do so, but perhaps not entirely impossible considering our last encounter. I should have known that it was plausible for him to be here as well.

That may be for the best. Do you know where he is?

[reposing]

A curious suggestion, but I suppose some rules are different depending on one's origins.
No, it is not necessary.

[doreimi]

Well...not exactly, but I'm pretty sure he said he lives in a basement?

I know he checks the network so he might see this and come talk to you anyway, the same way that I did.

[reposing]

Then it may be an inevitable confrontation.

You have my thanks.

[doreimi]

I'm sorry if...

Um, well, anyway. I know he had a coffin made for himself too so I'm positive there's somebody here who can do it for you? If...if that helps...

[reposing]

You did nothing wrong. I would rather know now than later.

Obtaining a proper coffin is less pressing now than it was, but I will bear that in mind.

[necroyalty]

Alright, I was simply curious.

I could see if there's any carpenters in the area that can make these sorts of adjustments. Although I must ask; how soon do you need this by?

[ Going without a long rest has Consequences no matter who you are. ]

un: strawberryshortcake

[lifehacker]

damn and halloween's over so i can't fuck this spooky dracula
anyway good luck finding virgins

[reposing]

I am not in dire need, but I would prefer to have it as soon as possible.

[doreimi]

Um...for what it's worth, he's...not really that confrontational. He's always been nice to me, at least. Mostly he just seems kind of sad.

...but he laughs at jokes sometimes! So...

[reposing]

It's all right, I can't imagine I would be particularly eager to fuck you either.

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[menphina]

[ Alucard... the name is blurry in her memories, but she vaguely remembers... ]

Alucard...
I knew someone with that name
But I used to call him something else
You're a vampire?

[reposing]

He has good reason to be. Though I am admittedly surprised he has been kind to you, presuming you are human.

In any case, we will see what comes of him, depending on his intentions.

[reposing]

It does appear I am not the only one who calls himself that. Not terribly surprising.

More or less, yes. It seems to not frighten most people here, so I was not concern keeping it much of a secret.

[lifehacker]

everyone says that but i show up and suddenly oh no the dick is out
anyway how's being supernatural work on a non-earth planet
is it the same
does sunlight bother you
yes i am high

[reposing]

Rest assured, I have standards unlike others.

The sunlight's never bothered me, actually. Not that the same could be said for other vampires.

[lifehacker]

man you can't publicly put another vampire on blast indirectly like that
dunno if he's even still around, i only keep tabs on like three people at best
what about like, churches
... do they even have those here...

[menphina]

Having more than one of the same name in this place is to be expected, at times.

Vampires are pretty common around here, too.

I knew an Alucard. But he told me to call him Adrian.

You wouldn't happen to know a Trevor Belmont, too? Or a Sypha?

[reposing]

I can and I will.

It depends on the purity of belief. Even then, holy water is more like a tingle to me at best.

[doreimi]

I, um. I am, yeah. Human. My name is Reimi.

I guess...I hope you find what you're looking for. And that it all works out.

[reposing]

[HEY WHAT THE FUCK]

Identify yourself. Now.