❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

[...Uh.]

Dracula-san, you changed your username? I thought you didn't like that one very much...

[reposing]

You're mistaken.

Dracula is here?

Text | un: undyingsoul

[necroyalty]

Are you certain it would provide the rest you need without the right soil from your own world, or is that not strictly necessary?

[reposing]

A curious suggestion, but I suppose some rules are different depending on one's origins.
No, it is not necessary.

un: strawberryshortcake

[lifehacker]

damn and halloween's over so i can't fuck this spooky dracula
anyway good luck finding virgins

[reposing]

It's all right, I can't imagine I would be particularly eager to fuck you either.

« text » un: matriarch »

[menphina]

[ Alucard... the name is blurry in her memories, but she vaguely remembers... ]

Alucard...
I knew someone with that name
But I used to call him something else
You're a vampire?

[reposing]

It does appear I am not the only one who calls himself that. Not terribly surprising.

More or less, yes. It seems to not frighten most people here, so I was not concern keeping it much of a secret.

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

where did you get the money to pay for a coffin

[reposing]

Hard to say. I don't even know what it will cost yet.

( text, un: koriel )

[passio]

I wish you could use one of mine.

[reposing]

You have more than one?

un: pewpewsp;

[grilletto]

holy shit
another dracula?
that’s why you need a coffin, right?

[reposing]

I know Dracula, but I'm not him. Typically we're known as vampires.

text, un: +++CURSEDxDARKNESSxSOUL+++

[dies]

i mean i want to say 'mood'

but they're really not as comfortable as they look beds are way better

[reposing]

[what the fuck is that username]

It depends on how it's made.

text. un: dracula.

[goneforawalk]

i beg your pardon

[ HE'S... HES READ THESE THREADS... ]

AUDIO NOW THIS SHIT'S SERIOUS

[reposing]

There you are.

You have been mentioned a handful of times. So I must know what you intend to do here. Surely you must understand.

text un: gwenhwyfar

[gwenhwyfar]

why on earth would you need a coffin

[reposing]

I could think of a few reasons.
Make a few guesses, perhaps I will tell you if you're right.

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

but... wouldn't a bed more comfortable to rest in?
or almost anything else?

[reposing]

Don't concern yourself over my personal comfort.
In any case, one can make it quite nice.

text; un: ironmaiden

[fairbrook]

( Well, she's aware of his dispute with her servant. She will have words, certainly. But there's no reason not to be cordial. )

Good evening, my name is Integra Hellsing.
I see you've already made contact with my subordinate.
But I should be able to clear up a few things, if you are agreeable.

[reposing]

That certainly depends. What do you wish to discuss?

text | un: kishibe

[penpoint]

There's some places on Level 1 in PrismaPlace that do good work. I haven't personally asked, but the may be able to do custom work. Or, if you have one at home, there's a man named Lumi who may be able to help you get it.

[reposing]

I will bear it in mind regardless if you believe in their craftsmanship.

text; un: contender

[originbullets]

Oh, boy. What Dracula are we on now? #3?

( Well that's not rude, or anything!!! )

[reposing]

So many presumptuous people. Will nothing change?

text | un: ciao

[ciao]

I have to say, hand-built coffins is becoming a dying art at home
but it certainly does have a better style and feel as opposed to a modern option
Luckily for you I don’t give up on old traditions easily

Although I have to ask if you have a preference for cherry or mahogany
Also for the interior do you prefer satin or velvet?
perhaps a combination of both?

[reposing]

Mahogany and velvet, if you please.
Do you have examples of your work?

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Imagine just wanting a coffin and being dragged into all this shit.
What a day for you, huh.

[reposing]

I can't be blamed for wanting a long nap after a shitty day.

r4gn4r0k; txt

[notblayde]

Please tell me you're real and not one of those poseur freaks who think sad LARPing in a Halloween costume makes them deep

[reposing]

What the fuck is LARPing?

un: vanitas

[inabluemoon]

Those are some interestingly specific requirements.

[reposing]

Yes. Hence why I would not find them in, say, the market.

[realimperfect]

A coffin?

That's an interesting bedding choice, but.. useful, I imagine, for the sun to not be a problem.

[reposing]

Oh, the sun's not really a problem for me.
But it does help me have a deep sleep.