❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

[reposing]

That's a very idiotic brand of reasoning.

[grilletto]

i swear if i ever meet you in the street
i'm going to kick your ass
a dracula or not

[reposing]

It's almost endearing how much you think you can.
Besides, you don't even know what I look like.

[grilletto]

[ oh shit

fuck

he was right ]

it can't be that hard to figure it out

[reposing]

Oh, this is going to be hilarious.
Tell me. What do you think I look like?

1/3

[grilletto]

[ shit ]

[grilletto]

well you know

[grilletto]

like a dracula

[reposing]

Please draw it for me. I don't think I can quite visualize it.

[grilletto]

no

[reposing]

An idiotic coward then.

[grilletto]

fuck you

[reposing]

Such an amazing work of art.
I'll put it on my wall.

[grilletto]

i don't give a shit what you do with it!!

[reposing]

When I look at it each day I will think to myself "ah that idiot drew this for me."

[grilletto]

FUCK OFF

[reposing]

Such a delicate man.

[grilletto]

the hell i am

[reposing]

You're the one so deeply offended.

[grilletto]

it would've been fine
if you'd just accepted that you're a dracula

[reposing]

Well, no amount of correcting you has amounted to anything and you remain rather determined to be wrong. Hence, that makes you an idiot. A moron. Stupid.

[goneforawalk]

can i put this on my fridge

[grilletto]

what
no
please
i can make you a better one!!

[goneforawalk]

this one is really cute though

i would be honored if you'd draw me something too

[grilletto]

seriously?
i can't promise it'll be good
but it'll be better than that piece of shit