❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

[grilletto]

yeah well you started it
i thought it was kind of cool that there was another one
now i take it back

[reposing]

I really didn't after you continued to call me "a dracula".

1/2

[grilletto]

yeah yeah
whatever
tomato to ma to
something like that

[ it looks like he's still typing but an actual message never comes ]

[grilletto]

[ instead it's just an attached audio file, a very loud and obnoxious audio file ]

YOU'RE. A. FUCKING. DRACULA. DEAL. WITH. IT.

[reposing]

And now I have the advantage. I know what you sound like.

[HEY. HEY MISTA LOOK AT ME.

BITCH.]

[grilletto]

[ WOW WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE YOU

NOW HE CAN'T STOP ]

whatever
you can't find someone based on a voice

[reposing]

Don't worry. I'm not eager to go seeking you out anyway.

[grilletto]

good
keep it that way