❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

[grilletto]

i don't give a shit what you do with it!!

[reposing]

When I look at it each day I will think to myself "ah that idiot drew this for me."

[grilletto]

FUCK OFF

[reposing]

Such a delicate man.

[grilletto]

the hell i am

[reposing]

You're the one so deeply offended.

[grilletto]

it would've been fine
if you'd just accepted that you're a dracula

[reposing]

Well, no amount of correcting you has amounted to anything and you remain rather determined to be wrong. Hence, that makes you an idiot. A moron. Stupid.

[grilletto]

well i'm not gonna let a dick like you be right
so i guess we're just both going to have to accept it, huh?

[reposing]

Yes. I will accept how stupid you are.

[grilletto]

[ sdfaseofwfsdf THIS. GUY. ]

and i'll accept that you're a rude piece of shit
i guess we're even
or something

[reposing]

If only because you deserve it.

[grilletto]

yeah well you started it
i thought it was kind of cool that there was another one
now i take it back

[reposing]

I really didn't after you continued to call me "a dracula".

1/2

[grilletto]

yeah yeah
whatever
tomato to ma to
something like that

[ it looks like he's still typing but an actual message never comes ]

[grilletto]

[ instead it's just an attached audio file, a very loud and obnoxious audio file ]

YOU'RE. A. FUCKING. DRACULA. DEAL. WITH. IT.

[reposing]

And now I have the advantage. I know what you sound like.

[HEY. HEY MISTA LOOK AT ME.

BITCH.]

[grilletto]

[ WOW WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE YOU

NOW HE CAN'T STOP ]

whatever
you can't find someone based on a voice

[reposing]

Don't worry. I'm not eager to go seeking you out anyway.

[grilletto]

good
keep it that way