❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

[reposing]

He was, once.

I see. You're an idiot.

[grilletto]

what the fuck
you can’t just call someone you don’t even know an idiot
do they not teach you manners in dracula class or what?

[reposing]

How fortunate that I am correct, and that you assure me of that the more you write to me.

[grilletto]

right
has anyone ever told you that you’re kind of a dick
because i’m still not seeing any fucking manners

[reposing]

Once or twice something similar. He was an idiot, too.

[grilletto]

i don’t even know the guy and I like him already
more than one person calling you a dick should really be a wake up call

[reposing]

Considering it's from two idiots I'm not overly concerned.

[grilletto]

stop that

[reposing]

No.

[grilletto]

[ yells!!! he didn't expect him to just say no???

mista just stop buddy ]

seriously knock it off

[reposing]

I haven't had a compelling reason to stop.

[grilletto]

because i told you to
that's reason enough
i already said it's pretty fucked up to call someone you don't know an idiot
and then to do it more than once?
i mean at least when i called you a dick i was actually right

[reposing]

And how am I incorrect, exactly?

[grilletto]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME DOESN'T MAKE ME AN IDIOT
CHRIST
THAT'S HOW

[reposing]

That's a very idiotic brand of reasoning.

[grilletto]

i swear if i ever meet you in the street
i'm going to kick your ass
a dracula or not

[reposing]

It's almost endearing how much you think you can.
Besides, you don't even know what I look like.

[grilletto]

[ oh shit

fuck

he was right ]

it can't be that hard to figure it out

[reposing]

Oh, this is going to be hilarious.
Tell me. What do you think I look like?

1/3

[grilletto]

[ shit ]

[grilletto]

well you know

[grilletto]

like a dracula

[reposing]

Please draw it for me. I don't think I can quite visualize it.

[grilletto]

no

[reposing]

An idiotic coward then.