❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

[reposing]

You sound pathetic, actually.
But I suppose there's something to be said for your confidence.

[lifehacker]

yeah heard that before
don't worry, you'll meet me one day and get chroma off me one way or another
always happens

[reposing]

Then I look forward to being the first to resist your "charm".

[lifehacker]

I'm Travis.
i'll get everyone in the end

[reposing]

Alucard.
That remains to be seen.

[lifehacker]

dude you made your username your actual name? this is some boomer shit
isn't that just dracula backwards

[reposing]

It is a moniker.
Oh, is it. I never noticed.