❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

un: vanitas

[inabluemoon]

Those are some interestingly specific requirements.

[reposing]

Yes. Hence why I would not find them in, say, the market.

[inabluemoon]

Since you seem living enough to at least type why would you need a coffin? Is it just a matter of some eccentric aesthetic?

[He has guesses based on things he's heard of lore from other worlds, but he's not jumping to conclusions. Yet.]

[reposing]

Does it really matter?

[inabluemoon]

For me it might. Call it a matter of "professional curiosity".

[reposing]

Then my answer is it's none of your business. I don't know you and your vague statement has many implications.

[inabluemoon]

I was only being as vague and cryptic as you. Fair's fair. I don't know you either and for all I know giving specifics could get me gutted or called crazy.

[reposing]

And for all I know, you're someone I should be concerned about. So unless you can offer me a solution to my request, don't bother me.

[inabluemoon]

Suit yourself.

[reposing]

I will.