❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

[grilletto]

does anyone really know where he is
he didn’t tell me where he lives or anything
he just helped me figure some stuff out
why?
you’re not the kind of dracula to be all weird about there being more than one right?
because i’m pretty sure he could kick your ass

[reposing]

It's vampire. Get it right.

In any case, I defeated him before. I am prepared to do it again if I must.

[grilletto]

dude
he’s the strongest one
and also
dude
your name is literally dracula spelled backwards
you are a d r a c u l a

[reposing]

He was, once.

I see. You're an idiot.

[grilletto]

what the fuck
you can’t just call someone you don’t even know an idiot
do they not teach you manners in dracula class or what?

[reposing]

How fortunate that I am correct, and that you assure me of that the more you write to me.

[grilletto]

right
has anyone ever told you that you’re kind of a dick
because i’m still not seeing any fucking manners

[reposing]

Once or twice something similar. He was an idiot, too.

[grilletto]

i don’t even know the guy and I like him already
more than one person calling you a dick should really be a wake up call

[reposing]

Considering it's from two idiots I'm not overly concerned.

[grilletto]

stop that

[reposing]

No.

[grilletto]

[ yells!!! he didn't expect him to just say no???

mista just stop buddy ]

seriously knock it off

[reposing]

I haven't had a compelling reason to stop.

[grilletto]

because i told you to
that's reason enough
i already said it's pretty fucked up to call someone you don't know an idiot
and then to do it more than once?
i mean at least when i called you a dick i was actually right

[reposing]

And how am I incorrect, exactly?

[grilletto]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME DOESN'T MAKE ME AN IDIOT
CHRIST
THAT'S HOW

[reposing]

That's a very idiotic brand of reasoning.

[grilletto]

i swear if i ever meet you in the street
i'm going to kick your ass
a dracula or not

text. un: dracula.

[goneforawalk]

lol

thank you mista

[ sdlkfhsd dracula used lol ]

[grilletto]

hey you've been nothing but cool to me
so i've got your back
this guy doesn't have any idea what he's talking about

[goneforawalk]

it's alright we're just from different worlds

things are sorted out now

[grilletto]

yeah well he's still calling me an idiot
so that's a problem for me

[goneforawalk]

well insults are just insults mista

though i can see why you'd be annoyed

[grilletto]

he called me a coward too