❧ text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Greetings.

I have a request to make and am willing to pay as one sees fit.
I need a coffin to be made with careful specifications. Some requirements would include ensuring that it is made with the intent to last for many years, the interior to be comfortable enough for a man to rest in, and perhaps a few other details depending on your skill set.

Before you ask, yes. It is for me.
Take that as you will.

Comments

text; un: contender

[originbullets]

Oh, boy. What Dracula are we on now? #3?

( Well that's not rude, or anything!!! )

[reposing]

So many presumptuous people. Will nothing change?

[originbullets]

( Tbh, he's just giving him a hard time. )

Learn to take a joke. ( He didn't think he was being offensive, anyway?? ) Do the words 'Holy Grail War' mean anything to you?

[reposing]

Learn to tell one.

No, it does not.