text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

i've been trying to figure out what people even use this "internet" thing for and it seems like most people just write whatever they want on it, right? that's what it seems like. i saw a bunch of questions and some ads and some introductions.

there's an observatory here apparently. they let you go there and look at the stars at night if you want to. i guess the stars would be different here than they would on earth or wherever else. they have different constellations too which i guess makes sense. different star patterns and different cultural basis for deciding what shapes they look like to begin with.

every place is different. they all do things differently. around here you're supposed to hold hands or hug or fuck and maybe here that's no different than taking your shoes off when you go in the house or saying itadakimasu before you eat. i guess you're supposed to just get used to that. living here means that's just what you're stuck with.

i ran out of cigarettes.

so is that what people do when they decide they need money? just go on here and write "hey i'm out of cash anybody want to moonlace"? like it's a fucking bathroom wall or something.

yeah, i know, or get a job. last i checked you can't get a job in the middle of the night on no notice.

cigarettes. candles. incense. maybe someone who knows how to do calligraphy or draw. guess that's a shopping list that'll have to wait until morning.


[OOC: Please assume that this was posted at some utterly stupid hour in the middle of the night!]

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[getstoned]

damn dude, that's heavy
look you're from a different time, i'm not going to hold it against you

but i guess to summarize i got framed for murder
was given a locket with an arrowhead you left to me in case of an emergency
went to prison
shit happened
same shit happened again here because lmao why wouldn't it??
and then a cabbage baby was born from a bone i'm pretty sure was dio's
cabbage baby was strangely attached to me and then died


but yeah, it seems that way
hope this doesn't affect our relationship if you really feel that way about him tho
because
yikes

[starmark]

who the fuck framed you for murder

did i do something about it

[getstoned]

a priest with a massive boner for dio apparently
he ended up using a lawyer and my now ex-boyfriend to seal the deal

you tried to bust me out
but that's pretty much what he wanted
that's when i met starplat

[starmark]

that's what you get for having a boyfriend
no boyfriends allowed ever again
or ever period
it's for your own good

you never saw him
not until you were the age you are now?

[getstoned]

wow
i had already decided i'm not taking on any boyfriends at the moment
so you don't need to lay down the law
i'm okay with the setup i have going for the moment

nope
you kept your life very private
aside from doing the dad thing with me
the only other thing you talked about at great length was
marine biology

you probably should've told me a little bit about our family tho
because poor josuke got quite an embarrassing realization

[starmark]

oh
i like marine biology

did you like it too or was it just annoying to hear me talk

also what'd you do to josuke

[getstoned]

i hope you do
because that's the official profession you had

i liked it
considered going into the field myself after getting out of the biker gang and cleaning up my act
but as i said
things happened

nothing
i helped stitch up a wound he had because sf is pretty good for that
and hugged him to help the healing process
he got macked on by a lady octopus, bad luck for him

[starmark]

i was going to ask you about that
you made a net with it
when you caught me, that time the other day

does it turn into tentacles
is that

can you tie things up with it

[getstoned]

it's just string, that's all it is
i had to trust that you wouldn't try to rip it apart or cut into it tho
because the string is actually made from my own body so i mean

but yeah, i could do a lot of things with it
i think a lot of it relies on my own imagination for the most part
it could make the string so tight it slices people up
or punch them into submission
i've even made a bullet-proof vest on the fly

i could also cast out a net that tracks movement if i'm looking for someone too

[starmark]

that's another way you're like him, then
jiji, i mean

all of you got ones like that
vines, or strings

you should tell him to teach you hamon
you can channel it through the strings, it works like that

it'll keep you safe

[getstoned]

oh yeah he was showing me the hamon thing
it looked pretty neat and seems like it'd be useful

i just didn't want to overload him all at once tho
i mean i had to be the one to tell him who i was afterall

worried about my safety?
it's okay, i've made it this far
i'm less worried about that and more concerned about being a complete fuck up

[starmark]

of course i'm worried about your safety
i need you to b



you have to be safe

that's what i meant

[getstoned]

you have to be safe too


so what happened with that cigarette trick you were gonna show me?

[starmark]

i'll be fine
i'm just figuring out how to get some chroma and then it'll be taken care of

well once i get some cigarettes
i can teach it to you

[getstoned]

hey just remember I’m here to help okay???

like we’re family, but it’s more than that
anytime you need it we could meet up


I’ll get you a bird box tho
it helps for the late nights

[starmark]

what does it do
a pet bird??

...

sp is trapped
i can't get him out the way i am now

i can feel him inside me but he can't get out because i'm not strong enough
i have to fix that

[getstoned]

it’s a metallic bird
you hum to it to activate it and then it’ll play any music from home

I also have this thing called totally globular that projects a backdrop that makes it look like you’re in the middle of the coral reef
there’s also other backdrops, but being under the ocean felt like the most calming

that’s not a fun feeling, I went through the same thing at first with sf
I was totally drained because I fought with the doctors when arriving
I didn’t feel better until I was at the casino and the guy I met started making a lot of physical contact
sf mistook it as an attack but it was fine, apparently he was a stand user too

[starmark]

this place is pretty wild
that's technology on the level of jiji's hand or better

how many other stand users are here anyway
nobody seems worked up so i'm guessing they're not enemies

or are they

[getstoned]

it’s pretty wild but very convenient
music helps with the silence and the little bird has some spunk to him, I named him beck

most people I’ve met so far are pretty chill
there has only been one enemy so far, he fucked up in the way they usually do and the moon knights took care of it
there’s one chaotic neutral, but honestly he doesn’t seem to have an agenda that would disrupt his comfort level