text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

i've been trying to figure out what people even use this "internet" thing for and it seems like most people just write whatever they want on it, right? that's what it seems like. i saw a bunch of questions and some ads and some introductions.

there's an observatory here apparently. they let you go there and look at the stars at night if you want to. i guess the stars would be different here than they would on earth or wherever else. they have different constellations too which i guess makes sense. different star patterns and different cultural basis for deciding what shapes they look like to begin with.

every place is different. they all do things differently. around here you're supposed to hold hands or hug or fuck and maybe here that's no different than taking your shoes off when you go in the house or saying itadakimasu before you eat. i guess you're supposed to just get used to that. living here means that's just what you're stuck with.

i ran out of cigarettes.

so is that what people do when they decide they need money? just go on here and write "hey i'm out of cash anybody want to moonlace"? like it's a fucking bathroom wall or something.

yeah, i know, or get a job. last i checked you can't get a job in the middle of the night on no notice.

cigarettes. candles. incense. maybe someone who knows how to do calligraphy or draw. guess that's a shopping list that'll have to wait until morning.


[OOC: Please assume that this was posted at some utterly stupid hour in the middle of the night!]

Comments

[nonehorse]

If you go teaching him how to shotgun beers and I have to deal with your baby grandfather complaining about his alcoholic son, I will be very pissed in his mother's stead.

[starmark]

i never said i was going to teach him how to do it WITH a beer

that'd be a waste of a lot of good beers

[nonehorse]

JOTARO.

Make it diet soda at least so he doesn't get a step closer to diabetes while he's at it.

[starmark]

yare yare

don't i get any credit for not teaching him my cigarette trick

[nonehorse]

Considering I see you offering to show your own daughter how to do it, no. Not really.

Even if she's older than you, it's my moral duty to be disappointed. Someone has to be.

[starmark]

my great-grandma taught it to me

it's a family tradition

[nonehorse]

You think my disappointment doesn't extend to Mrs. Joestar? It absolutely does.

Your family line is going to be the



You worry me greatly, the lot of you!

[starmark]

i'd be careful being disappointed in great-grandma

she hits like a freight train

[nonehorse]

I have no doubt about that, I've heard the stories. But if I can't get upset about all of you deviant teenagers, what can I get upset about here?

[starmark]

hey who are you calling a deviant

save that for jiji it fits him better

[nonehorse]

He's also a deviant teenager at the moment, Jotaro. He's absolutely included in my umbrella of people to fret wildly over.

[nipzips]

Mr. Avdol????

i wouldn't become an alcoholic or anything!!

[nonehorse]

Not on my damn watch you're not!

[nipzips]

yeah, so ...

it was just going to be the one time

c'mon, it sounds so cool .........

[nonehorse]

No, you are not learning to shotgun beers!

[nipzips]

alright, alright ... i guess you know best after all

it's just less cool with lemonade...

[nonehorse]

i don't care if it's less cool i will personally come and punish you if you do it with anything else

just ask jotaro about that one time in jail

[nipzips]

huh???!? holy shit ...

you're more of a hard ass than i expected ...

you put him in jail??

[nonehorse]

Well it's not so much that I put him in there as I had to haul him out by force. Did he really not tell you this...? Hm.

I suppose it's my duty to embarrass him, just like I used to embarrass Kakyoin! When he first got Star Platinum, he was so worried that when the police came to break up a fight that went too far, he refused to leave his cell, even when Miss Holly went to pick him up! Your father and I had to fly over from New York to get him out!

I might've baited him out with a little Stand-related violence. He was 100% prepared to stab me with a broken metal bar, haha!

[starmark]

you set me ON FIRE

don't only tell half the story

[nonehorse]

Come now, I only used Red Bind on you! And I held it back so you didn't get badly burnt.

It was more the visual impact that got you, I daresay. ...And the fact that I was challenging you enough to piss you off.

[nipzips]

YOU SET HIM ON FIRE??!?!!?

i'm never pissing you off ...........

[nonehorse]

You say that like he didn't throttle me for it in retaliation! It was a fair fight for a good cause.