third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

Hot Cocoa, 30sec

💖 Square-ish images work best! 💖 Thumbnail images are clickable, that's why there's two IMG2 / IMG3 / IMG4 placeholders each!

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Comments

angela "mercy" ziegler | overwatch | sanguis

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Angela Ziegler, 37

💉💋💕 You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yes, that's arrythmia. You can die from that. Please take care of yourselves first and foremost. I'm a surgeon and a researcher specializing in nanotechnology, cybernetics, and restorative surgery and have the beachside clinic on level 2. I'll never turn down a coffee date or something a little bolder, and if you don't offer first... I can't promise I won't be bolder still. 👼

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[lightthedarkness]

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Oh wow! You're so pretty!

[cadeuces]

You're very kind to say so, thank you! You're quite lovely yourself. ♥ Your name seems a bit familiar... I wonder if we haven't spoken before?

( No, Angela, it's because Katsuki is head over heels for her and thought he was gonna croak from heart palpitations and mentioned her name. )

[im_gonna_heal_u]

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I like your style!

[cadeuces]

Is it the lack of pants?

I'm sorry

[reprising]

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My heart beats quite fast around my beloved. Is that something I should worry about?

are u tho

[cadeuces]

My professional opinion is that so long as you aren't feeling light-headed and there is no tingling in your hands and feet, you'll be just fine. 😉

They must be a very lucky person to affect you so! You look to be a very passionate person.

[resenting]

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[How the hell is she almost twice his age? She must be like the queen, then. Seriously, some women...]

Isn't that just giving people another thing to worry about?

[cadeuces]

( nanomachines bitch )

I would assume at least 80% of the population will infer it as a joke. The other 20% will just have to come see me to be educated otherwise. ♥

How are you, Naofumi?

[flurry_of_beaus]

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that's a really nice picture

[ can't tell she's sweating via text ha ha ]

[cadeuces]

I'm very glad you like them; I'm afraid the moons leave me bolder than most times and I end up with quite a lot of pictures like this... Did you have a favorite miss Beau? 😉

( go on, you can tell her it's the tiddy ones )

[biotictouch]

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I won't lie. Your introductory statement made me chuckle.

[cadeuces]

Then I've done my medical duty for the day; how are you, Moira? It's been a minute.

[etincelledefierte]

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You are so pretty.

[cadeuces]

You're very beautiful yourself! Have you been here in Lunatia long?

[torsion]

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Well, if you need someone to pick up a bill, I'll gladly pay for the coffee.
Or a bold espresso. ;)

[cadeuces]

Oh, it isn't the money, it's the company, darling. ♥
But I'm sure you know by now that I will always enjoy a chance to go out with you!
has the cold been treating you well?

[doctorize]

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From one doctor to another, I have to admit that I found your opening statement pretty amusing.

[cadeuces]

I'm always glad to provide a smile!
Just as I'm always glad to meet fellow doctors; have you been here long?

[necroyalty]

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It's a good way to die.

[Yes, she has a positively morbid sense of humor.]

[cadeuces]

Ah, but what a terrible way for the person you've met!
To have killed someone lovely so immediately.
I'm sure there's a tragedy somewhere of destined lovers who have just met, dying as quickly.

( It isn't exactly going along with a joke, but it's close, right? )

[loungelizard]

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Oh, I get that when I stand up too fast.

[Lar that's not...sigh. alright. whatever.]

[cadeuces]

That sounds more like hyoptension— low blood pressure.

( Probably because half his blood supply remains below the belt?? )

[sivard]

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Gottta admit, I like bold women.

What're nanotechnology and cybernetics, though?

[vassalize]

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Very well. You've managed to earn one mark for educating me to some extent with your profile.
Though I am curious of your surgical methods.