Voice

[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia! ♪

[Hopefully you were sitting when you opened this audio message, because the brunt of this undiluted cheerfulness would've knocked you on your ass.]

Since I've found my hands... preoccupied, and there's nothing that interesting on TV... I have a question for anyone who wants to talk:

What's the craziest thing that has happened to you before, after, or during sex?

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[loungelizard]

Oh, that's fine by me! Heheh, I love coming up with material like that. First one's free, but you should at least tip for the rest.

[He clicks his tongue twice. He doesn't actually expect to be paid; this of this kind of stuff tumbes out of his brain like a bodily function, regardless if it's an appropriate time or not.]

I take it you have powers from home, huh? So! Did you guys actually get to get it on, or did the fires of passion get snuffed out by the literal fire?

[nonehorse]

Here I thought crediting would be enough, but that's fair. What's your royalty rate?

I do have 'powers from home' though, yes! Now that I'm older, it's far easier to control, but when you're a child or a stupid teenager...Less so. And I'm afraid that she really didn't want to rebel against her parents with a boy who'd just nearly burnt her hair clean off her scalp, so that was that. We never talked again, either!

I wouldn't have talked to me, in her defence. It was a very nice hijab.

[loungelizard]

Oh, just a handshake'll do. Or a hug if you're real generous. Or maybe a snack when Cordis strikes? I'm not picky.

Awwh, that's a shame. It was just an accident!

[It also sounds like something that happens to him...like, on a regular basis.]