Voice

[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia! ♪

[Hopefully you were sitting when you opened this audio message, because the brunt of this undiluted cheerfulness would've knocked you on your ass.]

Since I've found my hands... preoccupied, and there's nothing that interesting on TV... I have a question for anyone who wants to talk:

What's the craziest thing that has happened to you before, after, or during sex?

Comments

[nonehorse]

Here I thought crediting would be enough, but that's fair. What's your royalty rate?

I do have 'powers from home' though, yes! Now that I'm older, it's far easier to control, but when you're a child or a stupid teenager...Less so. And I'm afraid that she really didn't want to rebel against her parents with a boy who'd just nearly burnt her hair clean off her scalp, so that was that. We never talked again, either!

I wouldn't have talked to me, in her defence. It was a very nice hijab.

[loungelizard]

Oh, just a handshake'll do. Or a hug if you're real generous. Or maybe a snack when Cordis strikes? I'm not picky.

Awwh, that's a shame. It was just an accident!

[It also sounds like something that happens to him...like, on a regular basis.]