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[freshtilapia]

Have you ever given yourself a new name?
Or maybe a nickname?
How did you choose it?
Does it have any meaning for you?

Comments

[milkisgross]

I was joking.

[He wasn't, but Fish didn't have to know that after they sent him that frowny face.]

I never thought about changing my name. Why do you want to change yours?

[freshtilapia]

Well, I’m not going to stop going by Fish anytime soon. That will always be my nickname. But I wanted to change my stage name. The last one I had was something I made out of spite, I guess. Now I’m not in my own world, I was thinking of getting something different.

[milkisgross]

I see. Are you taking suggestions?

[Whether they are or not, it might be in Fish's best interest to say no.]

[freshtilapia]

[They are very sure that Ed is going to come up with the worst ideas but...]

Sure. What do you have for me, darling?

[milkisgross]

[It takes a while for Ed to answer. He's really taking the time to think of something he thinks is good.]

How about "The Aquatic Slayer?"

[Yeah, that sounds cool, doesn't it?]

[freshtilapia]

[Here it comes, the best tag in the world. The most amazing tag in the world...]

[Give it a while.]

[It's coming.]

[Right about now.]

[And...]

No.

OMG I'm dying

[milkisgross]

[Oh, you're no fun, Fish.]

Terror of the Deep?

[He's totally missing the point of what kind of name Fish probably wants for themselves, but he's going to keep trying.]

HAPPY TO SERVE - also just pretend this is courier

[freshtilapia]

I think you’re totally missing the point of how I want to present myself, darling. I’m a GLAMOUR kind of fish. Not a terror!!

[milkisgross]

I don't see why you can't be glamorous and badass at the same time. Let me transmute you some armor or something and you can be "Deep Steel."

[freshtilapia]

Well, I can’t say no to free armor if it’s made for me. Who knows, maybe it could be a hit at the club? But I doubt I can do any acrobatics in them.