naturallywavy: (《39》)
《坂田 銀時》Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] naturallywavy) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-01-04 06:54 pm

( VIDEO. ) | JAN.4TH | PEOPLE YOU MISS THE MOST SMELL THE WORST

Hey, it's your favorite protagonist, Monkey D. Ichigo here.

[ What. He moves right along without blinking at eye at his own joke. ]

It's come to my attention that there's people here who still need jobs. I'm a boss who is in need of help myself. I'm looking for two subordinates. Ah, could it be you..!? Could it be your lucky day..!?

Don't get too excited. I'm looking for specific qualifications. Replacing people ain't easy, especially when you have 77 volumes of memories with them. Moving right along..

First off is the straight man, the guy that really brings in all of the jokes. A virgin, a loser. 95% glasses, 3% water, 2% garbage. Your love life should be absolute trash and you idolize idols. Bowl cut is nice but not mandatory. Must answer to Pattsuan.

Second slot is for the cheap heroine. Most unladylike, flat-chested and graceless. Charming and cute in her own way, but could kick your ass. Having the appetite of a whole horse is required.

Ah, I almost forgot.. bonus points if you look anything like this.

[ Here, he holds up a drawing. Clearly, a masterpiece: ]



Thanks for your time.

[ BUT.. HE NEVER DESCRIBES WHAT KIND OF WORK HE DOES?? ]
provenforce: (And nothing in the ground can ever grow)

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[personal profile] provenforce 2020-01-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Are you actually going to pay these people you're obviously planning on degrading on a regular basis?
provenforce: (Don't realize how mean I can be)

[personal profile] provenforce 2020-01-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rey's got a real good 'wtf' face that's getting a lot of mileage right now. ]

Right. Good luck with that.
provenforce: (One more look at the ghost)

[personal profile] provenforce 2020-01-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah that's a truthfact. Even if she still looks confused. ]

I have no idea what that means, and I'm not interested in being someone's lackey.
provenforce: (I survived)

[personal profile] provenforce 2020-01-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you can force a bond like that.

[ She frowns, a little sad. She'd had a friend that could have been that, once.

Being called "kid" however, makes her bristle a little. ]


No, anything I need done I can do myself.
provenforce: (This ended long ago)

[personal profile] provenforce 2020-01-06 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Rey presses her lips together looking half ready to just shut the video feed off, before she jerkily nods her head. ]

I guess that's true. It just seems like you're looking for very specific people that don't necessarily exist.

[ She pauses, before adding ]

My name is Rey.
provenforce: (I pray I believe it)

[personal profile] provenforce 2020-01-11 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She looks a little perplexed, but amused by the things that make no sense to her. And his asking about her skills definitely reels her right in. ]

I was a scavenger. I can fix almost anything, though here that's been a little trickier. I've been learning about how the magic with the machines works. I'm also skilled with a staff and lightsaber.

[ She'll leave out all the Force stuff for the moment, that's always weird to explain. ]
provenforce: (You should see me in a crown)

[personal profile] provenforce 2020-01-14 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rey frowns, her lips pressed together as she considers that, before shrugging her shoulders. ]

Probably? Here, I'll show you.

[ She reaches off-screen, presumably to her belt the way the camera is shuffled, before sitting back enough with the blade, and igniting it. ]