( VIDEO. ) | JAN.4TH | PEOPLE YOU MISS THE MOST SMELL THE WORST

[naturallywavy]

Hey, it's your favorite protagonist, Monkey D. Ichigo here.

_{[ What. He moves right along without blinking at eye at his own joke. ]}

It's come to my attention that there's people here who still need jobs. I'm a boss who is in need of help myself. I'm looking for two subordinates. Ah, could it be you..!? Could it be your lucky day..!?

Don't get too excited. I'm looking for specific qualifications. Replacing people ain't easy, especially when you have 77 volumes of memories with them. Moving right along..

First off is the straight man, the guy that really brings in all of the jokes. A virgin, a loser. 95% glasses, 3% water, 2% garbage. Your love life should be absolute trash and you idolize idols. Bowl cut is nice but not mandatory. Must answer to Pattsuan.

Second slot is for the cheap heroine. Most unladylike, flat-chested and graceless. Charming and cute in her own way, but could kick your ass. Having the appetite of a whole horse is required.

Ah, I almost forgot.. bonus points if you look anything like this.

_{[ Here, he holds up a drawing. Clearly, a masterpiece: ]}



Thanks for your time.

_{[ BUT.. HE NEVER DESCRIBES WHAT KIND OF WORK HE DOES?? ]}

Comments

Video - UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

Instead of trying to replace your friends, shouldn't you tell us what the duties are?

video.

[tensasai]

You again.

So you want people to openly admit they have these bad qualities you're looking for to-

[wait.]

You didn't even say what this was about?!

video

[provenforce]

Are you actually going to pay these people you're obviously planning on degrading on a regular basis?

voice

[kesi]

... It may be beneficial to your hiring process to describe what the job entails.

[He's trying to be nice and offer advice instead of wonder if Gintoki has any shame.]

Voice - UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

What, you couldn't hack it on your own so now you gotta find two useless losers to do all your dirty work?

[ SHOTS FIRED. ]

« video » un: matriarch

[menphina]

[ Is this guy for real. ]

I fit a few of those cheap heroine descriptions and I'm not sure I like it.

video; un: kishibe

[penpoint]

[ What. ]

I think I found some crayons of yours. You may need them to finish your drawing.

[video] un: firefist

[burnt_offering]

[Wait. This guy is another D.?

And part of the Monkey family?

Ace never asked Garp how many kids he had. Or who else he was related to. It's entirely possible that this guy really is related to his brother. He's certainly weird enough to be part of the Monkey family.]

I'm not interested in being an underling. I'm interested in knowing how you're related to my brother. There aren't a lot of Monkey D.'s back home. That I know of anyway.

text | un: pArtyLiKeItS1999

[nipzips]

Mr. Gin ...

Are you feeling lonely? [ Maybe it's a middle-aged crisis ... ]

video; un: benefic

[aheroipray]

[ Squints, while wearing glasses. How does that work with no human ears and bunny ears? Don't worry about it. ]

Are those... just a pair of glasses?