( VIDEO. ) | JAN.4TH | PEOPLE YOU MISS THE MOST SMELL THE WORST

[naturallywavy]

Hey, it's your favorite protagonist, Monkey D. Ichigo here.

_{[ What. He moves right along without blinking at eye at his own joke. ]}

It's come to my attention that there's people here who still need jobs. I'm a boss who is in need of help myself. I'm looking for two subordinates. Ah, could it be you..!? Could it be your lucky day..!?

Don't get too excited. I'm looking for specific qualifications. Replacing people ain't easy, especially when you have 77 volumes of memories with them. Moving right along..

First off is the straight man, the guy that really brings in all of the jokes. A virgin, a loser. 95% glasses, 3% water, 2% garbage. Your love life should be absolute trash and you idolize idols. Bowl cut is nice but not mandatory. Must answer to Pattsuan.

Second slot is for the cheap heroine. Most unladylike, flat-chested and graceless. Charming and cute in her own way, but could kick your ass. Having the appetite of a whole horse is required.

Ah, I almost forgot.. bonus points if you look anything like this.

_{[ Here, he holds up a drawing. Clearly, a masterpiece: ]}



Thanks for your time.

_{[ BUT.. HE NEVER DESCRIBES WHAT KIND OF WORK HE DOES?? ]}

Comments

[naturallywavy]

You sure about that?
Their character types are kind of bland. I'm surprised I've actually come to asking the network this.

[despairing_hope]

Words like that are going to give you enemies easily.

[naturallywavy]

You think so?
My incredible loyalty will give me friends easily.

Consider that.

[despairing_hope]

This doesn't exactly paint you as loyal, trying to literally replace your friends.

[naturallywavy]

They're taking long enough get here and I'm a busy person. I need subordinates ASAP.
_{[ Komaeda does bring up a good point. ]}

[despairing_hope]

Then just make new friends, with new personalities and quirks.

Or, in this situation I suppose hire people with the skills to do whatever it is you want of a subordinate.