text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

[ here's some disclosure: wei wuxian is wasted. ridiculously, hilariously wasted, thanks to the festivities surrounding the new year, and he's feeling fond. a little generous, too. maybe a little too generous?

anyway, this concerns his brother. the younger one, with the deep frown lines. jiang cheng!

wei wuxian has painstakingly typed this message, so please appreciate the effort that it took to write this in his inebriated state. ]

TO ALL THAT I MAY TROUBLE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO!

I humbly present my brother, Jiang Cheng of the Yunmeng Jiang, for your pleasure.

He is a handsome man, ranked fifth most desirable back home, and he is seeking companionship! He works hard, harder than anyone I know, and he is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. He likes soup, sparring, and small furry animals. His favorite color is lavender, because it brings out the color of his eyes! His swordsmanship is pretty good, and uh, he's very vocal! Loudly vocal, actually, his lungs are very strong. Great if you like that kind of thing!

If you're looking for a day of adventure, or a night of pleasant conversation, please consider Jiang Cheng!

For those interested, feel free to contact me, Wei Wuxian, and I shall arrange your dates for you. Or you can also speak to him directly! He gets very shy, though, so don't be surprised if he acts a bit weird at first.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

Comments

text; un: idontknow

[huaisang]

Wei-xiong, what are you doing?

[resurging]

helping. jiang cheng has been very sad and he needs more friends.

[huaisang]

Well, I don't believe he is going to appreciate this type of help.


And he looks better in purple, lavender is too pale a colour at times for him.

[resurging]

ah, you're right! purple is much better, it's a beautiful color!

should i take this down? i can go door to door and announce him, if that's better

[huaisang]

It is, and you should talk about the way he uses Zidian too.


I don't know, I don't think it would be as efficient.

[resurging]

ah? why would he use zidian? that's madam yu's spiritual weapon! a very scary weapon too, i don't want to get whipped by it at all!

i should go door to door

[huaisang]

He has to learn it one day, does he not? He'll be sect leader one day.


You should really not.