text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

[ here's some disclosure: wei wuxian is wasted. ridiculously, hilariously wasted, thanks to the festivities surrounding the new year, and he's feeling fond. a little generous, too. maybe a little too generous?

anyway, this concerns his brother. the younger one, with the deep frown lines. jiang cheng!

wei wuxian has painstakingly typed this message, so please appreciate the effort that it took to write this in his inebriated state. ]

TO ALL THAT I MAY TROUBLE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO!

I humbly present my brother, Jiang Cheng of the Yunmeng Jiang, for your pleasure.

He is a handsome man, ranked fifth most desirable back home, and he is seeking companionship! He works hard, harder than anyone I know, and he is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. He likes soup, sparring, and small furry animals. His favorite color is lavender, because it brings out the color of his eyes! His swordsmanship is pretty good, and uh, he's very vocal! Loudly vocal, actually, his lungs are very strong. Great if you like that kind of thing!

If you're looking for a day of adventure, or a night of pleasant conversation, please consider Jiang Cheng!

For those interested, feel free to contact me, Wei Wuxian, and I shall arrange your dates for you. Or you can also speak to him directly! He gets very shy, though, so don't be surprised if he acts a bit weird at first.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

Comments

text; un: xue.qing

[firstkissofsteel]

I wish I never learned how to turn on text-to-speech.

1/???

[consignation]

text; un: idontknow

[huaisang]

Wei-xiong, what are you doing?

« text » un: foxlike

[foxtouched]

Your brother is here, Master Wei Wuxian? That's wonderful... I hope you can find him a "date" soon! Is he very shy?

( text, un: lavieenrose )

[affectueux]

He sounds very nice, but you should delete this.

text: un: maiden.jin

[infiniteheart]

This is very kind and thoughtful of you, A-Xian, but I believe he already has someone special in his life.

[She's but an innocent bystander in all of this, confused by twins from alternate universes and now usernames on the internet. After all, she knows of two Wei Wuxians and two Jiang Chengs now. How is she to know which ones are which from text alone?]

text: teacupprincess

[porcelainandblood]

If any of mine brothers ever did something like this, I would be utterly livid. I cannot imagine that your brother is going to be terribly pleased with you interfering in such a way.

text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

u buyin the food ?
alternatively i take money upfront

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

I have this distinct feeling your brother may not be very happy with you about this.

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

Wei Ying. Spare some grace.

[Video] un: beitangmoran

[beitangmoran]

... Does your brother know you are doing this on his behalf, young master Wei?

text | un: mcarter

[mucked]

It's true that he did come across as rather shy when we first met.

[ well—right up until they started discussing the relative reality (or unreality) of ghosts. ]

Even so. Did you speak with him before crafting this particular broadcast?

[she doesn't much care that she's never met the person to whom she's actually replying. she's met jiang cheng, she rather liked him, and she knows that she'd blow several gaskets if someone—even a brother!—pulled a stunt like this with her. ]

text; un: zewujun

[ze_uwu_jun]

Young master Wei, is that the wisest course of action...?

text, un: xiuya

[originalshen]

You write like a drunkard trying to auction off his wife.

« text » un: warsheep

[aries_saint]

Ranked fifth? That wasn't a bad number. And so many good qualities! I hope your brother finds the right one.

Is there any particular hurry...?

[Inquiring, curious minds wants to know~.]

text | un: qingqiu

[peerlesscucumber]

Such drunken ramblings posted for all to see... ah. You're very fond of your brother, one can see.

[ he feels a little bad for poor jc here, but only a little. ]

If you have such faith in him, allow him the time and grace to find his own companion to walk the path of life with, as one would be certain you'd prefer for yourself.

[ more or less he could see himself having thought about doing this in his first life for his elder, but not eldest, brother, but you know, never go through with it! and his "brothers" in this life are, well, involved with one Jiang Cheng, or his literal evil twin going through retirement rehabilitation.

#details ]

Text; un: shiliu

[shiliu]

I can introduce him to a variety of very pretty ladies, who are delighted to provide conversation and companionship, all for a reasonable price.

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Ha ha, I love this. :)
Yeah, sure. I'll hang out with the guy.
I also like soup and sparring.
And dogs, specifically.

(Text; UN: motherofdragons)

[decisiveconquest]

Did you receive his permission for this announcement? (She has met said brother and he doesn't seem the...type?)