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魏无羡 | wei wuxian ([personal profile] resurging) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-01-08 11:05 am

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[ here's some disclosure: wei wuxian is wasted. ridiculously, hilariously wasted, thanks to the festivities surrounding the new year, and he's feeling fond. a little generous, too. maybe a little too generous?

anyway, this concerns his brother. the younger one, with the deep frown lines. jiang cheng!

wei wuxian has painstakingly typed this message, so please appreciate the effort that it took to write this in his inebriated state. ]


TO ALL THAT I MAY TROUBLE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO!

I humbly present my brother, Jiang Cheng of the Yunmeng Jiang, for your pleasure.

He is a handsome man, ranked fifth most desirable back home, and he is seeking companionship! He works hard, harder than anyone I know, and he is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. He likes soup, sparring, and small furry animals. His favorite color is lavender, because it brings out the color of his eyes! His swordsmanship is pretty good, and uh, he's very vocal! Loudly vocal, actually, his lungs are very strong. Great if you like that kind of thing!

If you're looking for a day of adventure, or a night of pleasant conversation, please consider Jiang Cheng!

For those interested, feel free to contact me, Wei Wuxian, and I shall arrange your dates for you. Or you can also speak to him directly! He gets very shy, though, so don't be surprised if he acts a bit weird at first.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
firstkissofsteel: (I pretended to be blind)

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[personal profile] firstkissofsteel 2020-01-08 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I never learned how to turn on text-to-speech.
consignation: (what the f)

1/???

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
consignation: (what the fuck is this)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
consignation: (only baby)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
consignation: (he's upsetti)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
consignation: (jc you had one job)

ok done; txt; un: xiaohan

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
WEI WIUXNAN TURN ON YOUR LOCATION
consignation: (INEFFECTUAL YELLING)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
HELPING ME WHAT??? TAKE MY OWN LIFE?
huaisang: (and nobody trusts me)

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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-01-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Wei-xiong, what are you doing?
Edited 2020-01-08 03:29 (UTC)
consignation: (this baby boy)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
TAKE THIS DOWN BEFORE PEOPLE SEE IT
THERE IS NO LADY OF MY DREAMS!! IM NOT HAVING ANY DREAMS!!! TAKE THIS DOWN!!!!
consignation: (i might kill him)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
YES IM SICK OF YOU IM THE ONLY ONE HOLDING THIS FAMILY TOGETHER
foxtouched: (★ 051)

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[personal profile] foxtouched 2020-01-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Your brother is here, Master Wei Wuxian? That's wonderful... I hope you can find him a "date" soon! Is he very shy?
consignation: (brother migraine)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
ALL I WANT TO FIND RIGHT NOW IS YOU SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU WITH MY HANDS
WHERE ARE YOU
DONT YOU GIVE ME ENOUGH TROUBLE???
DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THIS????
affectueux: (pic#13026710)

( text, un: lavieenrose )

[personal profile] affectueux 2020-01-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
He sounds very nice, but you should delete this.
huaisang: (you can reclaim your crown)

[personal profile] huaisang 2020-01-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't believe he is going to appreciate this type of help.


And he looks better in purple, lavender is too pale a colour at times for him.
consignation: (it's always 3am)

1/2

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
oh, i see
consignation: (thats a lie)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-01-08 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
you're trying to ease your conscience so you can leave me for lan wangji

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