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魏无羡 | wei wuxian ([personal profile] resurging) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-01-08 11:05 am

text; un: weiwuxian

[ here's some disclosure: wei wuxian is wasted. ridiculously, hilariously wasted, thanks to the festivities surrounding the new year, and he's feeling fond. a little generous, too. maybe a little too generous?

anyway, this concerns his brother. the younger one, with the deep frown lines. jiang cheng!

wei wuxian has painstakingly typed this message, so please appreciate the effort that it took to write this in his inebriated state. ]


TO ALL THAT I MAY TROUBLE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO!

I humbly present my brother, Jiang Cheng of the Yunmeng Jiang, for your pleasure.

He is a handsome man, ranked fifth most desirable back home, and he is seeking companionship! He works hard, harder than anyone I know, and he is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. He likes soup, sparring, and small furry animals. His favorite color is lavender, because it brings out the color of his eyes! His swordsmanship is pretty good, and uh, he's very vocal! Loudly vocal, actually, his lungs are very strong. Great if you like that kind of thing!

If you're looking for a day of adventure, or a night of pleasant conversation, please consider Jiang Cheng!

For those interested, feel free to contact me, Wei Wuxian, and I shall arrange your dates for you. Or you can also speak to him directly! He gets very shy, though, so don't be surprised if he acts a bit weird at first.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
infiniteheart: (to touch upon the years of)

[personal profile] infiniteheart 2020-01-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's not me but I live with them. He and Sect Leader Nie seem happy together.

There's only one Jin here at the moment, I believe. Technically. It's a little complicated.


[She and Jin Zixuan aren't married yet but she's still his wife. Somehow 'maiden.jiang' doesn't quite feel appropriate use as a name so: a compromise.]
huaisang: (would sell my soul for a bit more time)

[personal profile] huaisang 2020-01-08 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ creeping, creeping, creeping like the creeper mccreeps he is ]
infiniteheart: (would you try to understand)

[personal profile] infiniteheart 2020-01-09 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Nie Huaisang, please. She's just trying to help??]
infiniteheart: (left here to linger in silence)

[personal profile] infiniteheart 2020-01-09 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think Sect Leader Nie is that big. I've seen bigger.

[Yanli, no. She's also starting to slowly turn red and look visibly flustered at home.]

He's not my husband yet but I am his wife. It's very strange and hard to explain.

[Maybe she really should have just stuck with 'maiden.jiang' for now...]