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prismatica2020-01-08 11:05 am
resurging) wrote in prismatica2020-01-08 11:05 am
text; un: weiwuxian
[ here's some disclosure: wei wuxian is wasted. ridiculously, hilariously wasted, thanks to the festivities surrounding the new year, and he's feeling fond. a little generous, too. maybe a little too generous?
anyway, this concerns his brother. the younger one, with the deep frown lines. jiang cheng!
wei wuxian has painstakingly typed this message, so please appreciate the effort that it took to write this in his inebriated state. ]
TO ALL THAT I MAY TROUBLE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO!
I humbly present my brother, Jiang Cheng of the Yunmeng Jiang, for your pleasure.
He is a handsome man, ranked fifth most desirable back home, and he is seeking companionship! He works hard, harder than anyone I know, and he is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. He likes soup, sparring, and small furry animals. His favorite color is lavender, because it brings out the color of his eyes! His swordsmanship is pretty good, and uh, he's very vocal! Loudly vocal, actually, his lungs are very strong. Great if you like that kind of thing!
If you're looking for a day of adventure, or a night of pleasant conversation, please consider Jiang Cheng!
For those interested, feel free to contact me, Wei Wuxian, and I shall arrange your dates for you. Or you can also speak to him directly! He gets very shy, though, so don't be surprised if he acts a bit weird at first.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
anyway, this concerns his brother. the younger one, with the deep frown lines. jiang cheng!
wei wuxian has painstakingly typed this message, so please appreciate the effort that it took to write this in his inebriated state. ]
TO ALL THAT I MAY TROUBLE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO!
I humbly present my brother, Jiang Cheng of the Yunmeng Jiang, for your pleasure.
He is a handsome man, ranked fifth most desirable back home, and he is seeking companionship! He works hard, harder than anyone I know, and he is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. He likes soup, sparring, and small furry animals. His favorite color is lavender, because it brings out the color of his eyes! His swordsmanship is pretty good, and uh, he's very vocal! Loudly vocal, actually, his lungs are very strong. Great if you like that kind of thing!
If you're looking for a day of adventure, or a night of pleasant conversation, please consider Jiang Cheng!
For those interested, feel free to contact me, Wei Wuxian, and I shall arrange your dates for you. Or you can also speak to him directly! He gets very shy, though, so don't be surprised if he acts a bit weird at first.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
text | un: mcarter
[ well—right up until they started discussing the relative reality (or unreality) of ghosts. ]
Even so. Did you speak with him before crafting this particular broadcast?
[she doesn't much care that she's never met the person to whom she's actually replying. she's met jiang cheng, she rather liked him, and she knows that she'd blow several gaskets if someone—even a brother!—pulled a stunt like this with her. ]
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if i asked him he'd tell me not to! so i've elected not to ask and just go forth and do!
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[ typical brothers!! ]