un: stickysticky ( video )

[ninpos]

Hey fellow Moonblessies. [ Yuzuriha doesn't hide the fact that she's in a sour mood this evening, trying to smile and then swiftly giving that up. ] I absolutely hate not being able to get any good sleep. These days I keep having the same few dreams and at first it was all fine and dandy, I could just act like it never happened, but lately they're really trying to dig at me...

[ There's a moment where she looks away from the screen, a little miffed, and then it becomes evident that she's struck with something -- anyone familiar may know this as Yuzuriha's "brain blast". ]

Someone must've put a curse on me! I mean, it'd make sense after because I -- [ Have already made enemies? That's just one dude and she doesn't pay attention to the rest. ] just attract those kinds of people. It's so hard to live when you're just the ideal girl... [ Queue a dramatic sigh, the back of her hand being placed against her forehead as she leans against her couch. ]

All jokes aside I'm bored and would reaaaaaaaaaally love some company right now. Especially since I doubt I'll be sleeping anytime soon, so! [ She clasps her hands together, now focusing in on the camera with a wide grin. ] What kind of dreams wake y'all up in a fuss?

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that un....

[ninpos]

y'know the usual when you're stuck on an island inhabited by maneating monsters
butterflies with the faces of men who have died infecting you with poison, giant centipedes wrapping around your body, the works

[ And this is all true shit and she is not lying so she can keep quiet about her trauma. That shit don't exist! ]

i could draw a really shitty picture for you to laugh at as an example

he has one interest ok

[swordhardy]

Sure, go ahead.
Though I think I get what you're talking about, there are monsters back where I'm from too.
They're fun to kill.

It's hard to imagine that monsters would frighten you so badly.

i'm just crying.... the ss...

[ninpos]

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these were one of the last ones i saw
taller than a tree, one head and two bodies, flowers all over the place and smelled like peony
you'd probably have a fun time fighting this if you like a challenge

but i'm just a fragile maideeeeeeeen of course they're gonna spook me!
even carrying a frying pan is too much for my delicate fingers

love him

[swordhardy]

One head and two bodies? Cutting that in half really would be fun
Can't imagine it'd be very fast with that setup.
How'd you end up with monsters, anyway?

...... Yeah, okay.
The only part of that I believe is that you've never used a frying pan.

absolutely not

[ninpos]

what a brute
it wasn't but...
you know i was just watching from the sidelines!
well uhhhhhhh
my group and i got hired to protect this guy while he was traveling, the ship wrecked and we washed up on shore of the island

listen! it's true! my only skill is being sexy!

i see, it's because you already do

[swordhardy]

Gotcha.
Well, when I'm reflecting on the things I find challenging ... when I stop thinking about them, it's fine.
So just stop thinking about it, and you'll be fine.

I don't know enough about you to refute that,
but I've travelled with women long enough to not believe you.

[ On principle. ]

BEG PARDON

[ninpos]

...
you really remind me of a certain guy back home
both of you are kill it, figure things out later kinda guys
not really a complaint but sometimes it's so hard being the brains of an operation

okay
maybe i can do a decent handstand
and maybe just MAYBE i can be a little... dangerous

it is known

[swordhardy]

When it comes to man-eating monsters, killing it is figuring it out
Guess you can't kill a dream, though.
Say, I'll stay up with you
Eventually you'll get so tired you'll knock out.

There you go
That's the spirit!

[ninpos]

i mean
you have a point

[ Wow maybe should have saved that one other criminal for something else... damn. Oh well, he served his purpose in being the first to prove that yes! Those giant centipedes on the island do eat human flesh! ]

you're the best roro~ really~
now if only it wasn't the dead of night maybe i could've conned you into buying me a pizza

don't get all excited! i'm still a maiden who is needing to be saved sometimes okay

[swordhardy]

Even if it wasn't the dead of night, I wouldn't be buying you a pizza
Also
What—
Roro?
No.

[ninpos]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??
you're breaking my heart roro... what the heck
we pineapple lovers need to stick together before the people who lack taste rise up!

and what's wrong with roro
it's sooo cute and fits you perfectly

[swordhardy]

What the hell
I bet you have dozens of guys lining up to buy you pizzas
Go get pizza from them

How? I'm not cute at all

[ she really is just magilou with boobs........ ]

[ninpos]

i mean you're right BUT
it's the thought that counts :(
you gotta show me a little love as a bestie

oh lemme guess
"i'm not cute i'm handsome"
you can multitask can't you???

[swordhardy]

I'd kill a bunch of monsters for you
Isn't that better?
You could even gut them and sell the parts

More, "I'm not cute I'm a daemon"
Buuuut thanks for calling me handsome?

1/2

[ninpos]

if they're the ones from back home i couldn't sell them for a single coin
but... you know what i won't complain
love you~ xoxo

you can be cute AND a demon

2/3 i lied

[ninpos]

[ wait goddamnit ]

[ninpos]

first and foremost
we've discussed this
yeah you're hot okay anyone who would disagree is either lying or blind

[swordhardy]

I know we have
You're the one usually saying it ... but hey, it's not like I'm not complaining.
Love you~ xoxo

[ninpos]

if you've traveled with women long enough you'd know why

ew gross don't do that

[swordhardy]

I have
So I don't think so

Yeah, it felt wrong

[ninpos]

you know like
we say things
to get stuff
i don't know why i try complimenting you though when all i get is a headache

don't say it felt wrong!!!
just lose the hugs and kisses

[swordhardy]

Say things
Cry
Complain
Get mad
Am I missing anything?

Where were there hugs and kisses?

[ninpos]

excuse me i have not cried
yet
also you're missing the fact that we're
beautiful
flawless
petty
intellectual
the works

you know
xoxo??
it means hugs and kisses
don't worry i just learned about it not too long ago too

[swordhardy]

Right, petty.
No comment on that other stuff

What, really?
Looks more like swords and shields to me

[ninpos]

wow
a pretty girl really must have messed with your heart a little roro, this sounds a little personal!

you’re such a meat head
do you think about anything other than swords??