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[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

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[anotheroldfashioned]

[Did someone say shitfaced and up to no good? It's everyone's everyday functioning alcoholic fun dad figure sure.]

what do you do when you normally get shitfaced?

[teaserving]

not that exciting i usually just wallow or make bad decisions
im the goddamn king of bad decisions

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[anotheroldfashioned]

[Don is struggling because he should say something adult and decent and be a good person. He's trying. Thanksgiving alone was awful.

Betty's not here. None of people who would judge him are here. But he's a businessman.]

Growing older is all about making bad decisions. You just get older and make new ones.

The obvious suggestion is something pleasant and sweet, do the total opposite of what you would normally do.


[The not so obvious is...terrible and probably involves hooking up with several people. Possibly at once. While getting drunk. And smoking cannabis.]