text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

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Un: Anema Nera

[goingsoft]

I’m glad you appreciate that that was entirely Giorno’s fault and not mine.

Also if you want to be a drunk nuisance you should spend the day feeding seagulls blackberries and edible glitter so they cover everything in their goth shit

[teaserving]

just stating facts
you didn't ask for any of this shit, but giorno wanted to join us from the start

ha
jokes on you i'll only feed crows
and then i will be the crow king

[goingsoft]

Crows are way less reliable at shitting on things, though. You need a bird with a reliable digestive system if you want to make them paint the entire city black and sparkly.

[teaserving]

god damn it why are you right
trisha una fucking seagull expert over here
guess i'd better get my blackberry glitter supply ready

text | un: adagium

[profanation]

Get 'shitfaced' and go to one of those 'laserquest' or 'escape rooms' down on the third level with a group of people.
I've heard that that is a recipe for a stupid time with the youths of today :)

[teaserving]

thanks for the insight gramps

[profanation]

If it keeps you off of my lawn then all is well :)

[anotheroldfashioned]

[Did someone say shitfaced and up to no good? It's everyone's everyday functioning alcoholic fun dad figure sure.]

what do you do when you normally get shitfaced?

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

What kind of boss does that?

And why plan? Just see where impulses take you. That's more fun.

text; un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

Well, that's sad. [ Is it? Eh, probably. But does Hisoka mean it? Nope. ]

Anyway, why not kill a person? Commemorate your birthday by really celebrating that you're still alive. :))

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[badluckblues]

pal

if you feed the crows i can personally promise you they will shit on whatever you want

[teaserving]

is that your super power
crow shit guarantee

[teaserving]

well i got news for you im still gonna egg your house old man

[teaserving]

not that exciting i usually just wallow or make bad decisions
im the goddamn king of bad decisions

[teaserving]

the kind you dont wanna work for

my impulses are largely
not the best

[teaserving]

a goddamn tragedy

got nobody here i wanna kill so that's out

[nobodylikeshim]

That's also sad.

Though, I can't help but wonder if that's just what this place promotes? I've been trying to get a teenager to kill me for quite some time with no real progress to show for it. :((

[teaserving]

uh
ok why?

[profanation]

How rude >:(
I hope you are ready to feel the long arm of the law when I call the Moon Knights on you.

[teaserving]

oh no the law im fuckin scared

[nobodylikeshim]

Just something to do.

Have you ever heard of Stands? Well, we have something like that in my own world. The manifestation of one's life energy. Usually, it indicates a desire to fight and kill. So, I thought it'd be worth a shot. But it's surprisingly difficult to get teenagers to murder here. But that's my own problem. ;)

[profanation]

You should be.
I will threaten you with a good time.

[teaserving]

who the fuck have you been talking to

[teaserving]

well thanks old man but now im just gonna bring the toilet paper too

[profanation]

:(
In all seriousness...
Why not a jaunt to the moon?
Ride a flying shark while three sheets to the wind.
It's not every day you gain another year.