text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

What kind of boss does that?

And why plan? Just see where impulses take you. That's more fun.

[teaserving]

the kind you dont wanna work for

my impulses are largely
not the best

[disasdeer]

I mean obviously. Seems like a waste of people, though.

I'm going to assume that you don't just walk around murdering people or something. But if you do, by all means, don't do anything impulsively.

[teaserving]

people were expendable in my line of work

holy shit no?
i mean the worst i'll do is like
maybe punch a guy for pissing me off

[disasdeer]

Is that so.

I mean...if he's pissing you off he deserves it. I know the Moon Knights aren't fun to deal with.

So, in that case, treat yourself to your favorite meal. Or everything you want at once. No one can stop you, "It's my birthday" is a great excuse.

[teaserving]

cant say it was an honest line of work

what if i eat a great meal and then punch a person with the excuse of "its my birthday"

[disasdeer]

Ah, I understand.

It might work if you try it on the right guy. It'd have to be a pretty specific person to take a punch, though, without returning it. Unless you want to just straight up brawl.