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prismatica2020-03-02 02:30 am
teaserving) wrote in prismatica2020-03-02 02:30 am
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hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday
i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"
i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better
i aim to get shitfaced and do no good
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday
i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"
i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better
i aim to get shitfaced and do no good
no subject
what if i eat a great meal and then punch a person with the excuse of "its my birthday"
no subject
It might work if you try it on the right guy. It'd have to be a pretty specific person to take a punch, though, without returning it. Unless you want to just straight up brawl.