text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

Un: Anema Nera

[goingsoft]

I’m glad you appreciate that that was entirely Giorno’s fault and not mine.

Also if you want to be a drunk nuisance you should spend the day feeding seagulls blackberries and edible glitter so they cover everything in their goth shit

text | un: adagium

[profanation]

Get 'shitfaced' and go to one of those 'laserquest' or 'escape rooms' down on the third level with a group of people.
I've heard that that is a recipe for a stupid time with the youths of today :)

[anotheroldfashioned]

[Did someone say shitfaced and up to no good? It's everyone's everyday functioning alcoholic fun dad figure sure.]

what do you do when you normally get shitfaced?

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

What kind of boss does that?

And why plan? Just see where impulses take you. That's more fun.

text; un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

Well, that's sad. [ Is it? Eh, probably. But does Hisoka mean it? Nope. ]

Anyway, why not kill a person? Commemorate your birthday by really celebrating that you're still alive. :))

text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

Oh, wow, I had a great idea for how to spend your birthday BUT THEN I realized I should keep it a secret and then give it to you as a present instead!

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

y i k e s

ive had some shitty birthdays but thats uh

thats gootta be a winner right there

my only suggestion is stuffing yourself on as much food as possible and sleeping the rest of the day

[sheisthewind]

I promise to make sure you get home safely from your birthday party if you promise not to vomit on my feather.

text; un: xiaoxingchen

[mingyues]

Uh
I do not think anything you do could ever be worse than...what happened to you.
I am sorry.


That said, please do not break the law.

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Christ, Leone.

I don't usually do much for mine and my sort is usually staying in and relaxing.
Maybe a good steak.

But I wouldn't mind causing a little havoc with you. Get the feeling if I asked if you want to explore the sewers more with me that it might be a no-go, though.
Ha...