text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[mingyues]

Please don't. That is
an awful idea.

[teaserving]

fuck you i will jaywalk however the hell much i want

[mingyues]

Will you be very drunk?
If so...
Let me assist you on the walk then.

[teaserving]

probably exceedingly drunk

hell no
what am i a grandma
this isn't baby's first trash trip

[mingyues]

Is it unusual that someone would want to make sure you get home safe?