text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

Un: Anema Nera

[goingsoft]

I’m glad you appreciate that that was entirely Giorno’s fault and not mine.

Also if you want to be a drunk nuisance you should spend the day feeding seagulls blackberries and edible glitter so they cover everything in their goth shit

[teaserving]

just stating facts
you didn't ask for any of this shit, but giorno wanted to join us from the start

ha
jokes on you i'll only feed crows
and then i will be the crow king

[goingsoft]

Crows are way less reliable at shitting on things, though. You need a bird with a reliable digestive system if you want to make them paint the entire city black and sparkly.

text | un: adagium

[profanation]

Get 'shitfaced' and go to one of those 'laserquest' or 'escape rooms' down on the third level with a group of people.
I've heard that that is a recipe for a stupid time with the youths of today :)

[teaserving]

thanks for the insight gramps

[profanation]

If it keeps you off of my lawn then all is well :)

[anotheroldfashioned]

[Did someone say shitfaced and up to no good? It's everyone's everyday functioning alcoholic fun dad figure sure.]

what do you do when you normally get shitfaced?

[teaserving]

not that exciting i usually just wallow or make bad decisions
im the goddamn king of bad decisions

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[anotheroldfashioned]

[Don is struggling because he should say something adult and decent and be a good person. He's trying. Thanksgiving alone was awful.

Betty's not here. None of people who would judge him are here. But he's a businessman.]

Growing older is all about making bad decisions. You just get older and make new ones.

The obvious suggestion is something pleasant and sweet, do the total opposite of what you would normally do.


[The not so obvious is...terrible and probably involves hooking up with several people. Possibly at once. While getting drunk. And smoking cannabis.]

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

What kind of boss does that?

And why plan? Just see where impulses take you. That's more fun.

[teaserving]

the kind you dont wanna work for

my impulses are largely
not the best

[disasdeer]

I mean obviously. Seems like a waste of people, though.

I'm going to assume that you don't just walk around murdering people or something. But if you do, by all means, don't do anything impulsively.

text; un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

Well, that's sad. [ Is it? Eh, probably. But does Hisoka mean it? Nope. ]

Anyway, why not kill a person? Commemorate your birthday by really celebrating that you're still alive. :))

[teaserving]

a goddamn tragedy

got nobody here i wanna kill so that's out

[nobodylikeshim]

That's also sad.

Though, I can't help but wonder if that's just what this place promotes? I've been trying to get a teenager to kill me for quite some time with no real progress to show for it. :((

text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

Oh, wow, I had a great idea for how to spend your birthday BUT THEN I realized I should keep it a secret and then give it to you as a present instead!

[teaserving]

you should probably tell mohammed
but then we're also talking about getting married on my birthday too

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

y i k e s

ive had some shitty birthdays but thats uh

thats gootta be a winner right there

my only suggestion is stuffing yourself on as much food as possible and sleeping the rest of the day

[teaserving]

i'll at least do the first part i think

[sheisthewind]

I promise to make sure you get home safely from your birthday party if you promise not to vomit on my feather.

[teaserving]

thanks
it's looking like we might be rushing the wedding to my birthday though
you can still take me home if you want

text; un: xiaoxingchen

[mingyues]

Uh
I do not think anything you do could ever be worse than...what happened to you.
I am sorry.


That said, please do not break the law.

[teaserving]

im super gonna break the law now

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Christ, Leone.

I don't usually do much for mine and my sort is usually staying in and relaxing.
Maybe a good steak.

But I wouldn't mind causing a little havoc with you. Get the feeling if I asked if you want to explore the sewers more with me that it might be a no-go, though.
Ha...

[teaserving]

jill i adore you but why the fuck would we go to the sewers