text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[teaserving]

are you telling me im not allowed to wear a nasty belt on my own wedding day

[nonehorse]

HAHA she can stop you but she canNOT stop me from wearing the Nasty belt. I'll put it on my headband and there's not a thing she can do about it.

[teaserving]

thank god one of us will be ready

[nonehorse]

I'm always prepared for all outcomes, including being assaulted by my new sister-in-law for wearing something completely embarrassing and bewildering.

[doreimi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nonehorse]

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[doreimi]

It's my solemn duty to stop you!

[teaserving]

you need to love and support me in my time of need!

[doreimi]

I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU